Jacob Drum

writer. lawyer. cook. he/him/his. in that order.

Cohoes / Troy / Albany / Buffalo

IG art photo/video: intimating_life

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

How can legislation remove the profit motive from an incumbent’s political decisions without running afoul of a First Amendment challenge?

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

Five court appearances in one week at the end of January? Why not; when’s it ever gonna be late January

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

Still beats The Drought. #BuffaloBills #BillsMafia

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

Those Kevin Hart stand-up commercials for Chase or whatever are the happiest I have ever seen Lebron James. Someone let him do more of whatever that is.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Columbus I was unfamiliar with your game

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

@RobCGalbraith I’m getting Denethor from the LotR movies.

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

Scanning election updates and saw “Alsobrooks defeats Hogan in Senate race” and I’m sorry, but if you’re Hogan in that race, you change your name to Brooks. Stat. Win or lose there is no excuse for bricking that one. #alsobrooks #ButAlsoImBrooks

[FuckCars @FuckCarsReddit]

Post your favorite "Desire Paths".

These are paths that naturally form as a result of bad planning.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

mood of the next 10 days

[✨it takes a lot to make a stew✨ @heartscale_txt]

Today is the 10 Year Anniversary of Too Many Cooks airing at like 3am scaring the crap out of people who were up late and stoned watching Adult Swim

It’s the weirdest project I’ve ever done and I’m proud I got be part of such an insane and iconic video🔪

https://t.co/RhXT2lRe2s

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

Yes. 1000%. Been waiting for our gritty era.

[Paul Kasprzak @Kasprzak1789]

Random thought 🤔:

Would the Bills look good in a black out uniform?

#BillsMafia

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

@BFLO_CC If we can’t get rid of the Skyway, can we at least paint something on it underneath?

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

Stanton is a monster we keep in the basement and only feed in the playoffs. #GoYankees #WorldSeries2024 #mlb

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The #DeathPenalty is always inadmissible, because it attacks the inviolability and dignity of the person. I appeal for its abolition in all countries of the world. We must not forget that a person can repent and change, even up until the very last moment of their life.

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

H/t Sal Perez and Tommy Pham #NYYvKCR

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

90s sports movie villain Vinnie Pasquatino at the plate… fulfills his destiny. Tho back in the day he would have a black uniform on. #NYYvsKC

[Jen | Author & Writing Tips @JenFaithAuthor]

@SNFonNBC 1. Bruuuuuuuce 2. Allen 3. Thurminator 4. Kelly 5. Moorman (a joke for all of the people who lived through the drought, having to see the PUNTER as the face of the franchise.)

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Oakland A’s were killed by greed. Do not allow the people responsible for this to spin it any other way. John Fisher did not have to move this team. Major League Baseball and its owners did not need to be complicit in it. This was a choice. A wrong one. History will sneer.

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

The most damning detail of this Eric Adams story is the text messages.

You’re a former cop and you’ve read the newspaper for the last 25 years.

How could you think you can just “delete” text messages on your end and make them go away? Every word you ever texted is somewhere.

[Jacob Drum @enterthenoid]

@nickftorsell Calling all single, Protestant, Yankee fans seeking carb-positive runner who doesn’t know what time his shift starts—comes with free birthday margarita and co op discount—Happy Birthday Nick!