James🍒

Live purposefully and sustainably. Wine 🍷 Dine 🍜 True Crime 🔎

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

I forget that some people grew up in financially stable homes. I tend to be closest to people who had a similar up bringing as myself. My best friends and I... well... we're a few underprivileged peas in an insecure pod 👭

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

Me to all men: Don't breathe my air! Back tf up before I smack the life out of you 😤 you're absolute garbage and should cease to exist

Me to my male partner: you're my sweet angel baby 🥺❣✨ I forgive you, nay, celebrate you for being a male. Don't tell the others.

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

I didn't intend to start my day by climbing 9 flights of stairs in heels at 6:30 a.m. but here we are

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

These would irritate tf out of my skin 😩

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

Too bad Dumpy Donald isn't on Twitter to see this post.

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

If someone doesn't teach me how to properly blend my eyeshadow I'll never be able to live out my bimbo fantasies 🥺

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

@Maybe_Mayson

[AL🚫NE @uglygod_geno]

Idc who you are 😂

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

Trump supporters gotta get the perfect shot or the gram

https://t.co/gTxw2uFncD

[Certified Vakabon @platinii954]

Take me back. 😭😭😭

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

@bbybatmoonchild That is the correct answer 😂

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

Hmmmm should I buy a new laptop or espresso machine? They're both crucial for me living my best life.... ☕

[Samantha Crain @sjcrain]

I've had worse years. Next...

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

John Wick, keep Keanu.

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

I'm not counting down to midnight. I'm counting down to the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race, honey.

[Alexandra Botez @alexandrabotez]

Me playing chess at ages 8, 16, 18, and 23 ♟

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

I have leveled 🆙️ in the kitchen 💯

Fish and Chips with Mushy Peas, Hush Puppies, and Curry Sauce #foodporn

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

It's 12/22 and I just realized I still have a November calendar as my phone's lockscreen image
#whatyearisit

[James🍒 @enthooziastic]

@imjustinrandall Ope