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[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

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「 ғᴡᴀᴀᴀʜ! ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏᴋéᴍᴏɴ
ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃!
ʙᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴛᴜʀᴛᴡɪɢ ᴡᴀs 𝙒𝘼𝙔 ᴛᴏᴜɢʜᴇʀ 」

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[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

{☀️} hello twinleafshipping nation 🥺

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

I found Turtwig!
And dad left a note saying that there’s instant noodles in the pantry!

Everything’s coming up Barry!! ✨

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@ThousandShaped Okay!
Byeee, God!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

Oh man! Where is Turtw—

OOOOH, THAT’S WHAT DAWN AND I WERE DOING!!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@ThousandShaped Wow! God makes such a cute marketable plushie! ✨

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner I’m sure if we forgot, it wasn’t important!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

I miss Turtwig… and Starly… and Buizel…

I don’t like it here!! I hope everyone who dares to cross my path is ready to pay up!!

[Summoner Dawn 🌅 @SunriseSummoner]

I miss Piplup... and Pachirisu... and Bunneary....

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner Well, that’s true…
But my Pokémon have /lots/ of exciting moves, so I think it’ll be fine!

…

Sorry, did I get us off-topic again?
We were supposed to do something…

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner TURTWIG IS SUPER CUTE, SO YOU’RE WRONG!!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

My son…..

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner ARE YOU SAYING TURTWIG ISN’T CUTE!!?? I’M FINING YOU 3 BILLION POKÉDOLLARS FOR BEING THE MOST WRONG A PERSON HAS EVER BEEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner What about COOL contests then, Dawn!? That’s the whole point!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner NUH-UH!! YOU’RE WRONG!! SUCKS TO SUCK!!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner HUH!? What’s THAT supposed to mean!? You don’t think I’d be any good at them!?

My Pokémon are the coolest around!! They’d totally win!!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner NOT AS COOL AS TURTWIG THOUGH!!!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner Aren’t they?
So they HAVE to be able to help us! And if they can’t, maybe I’ll finally get a contest outfit!

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner Are they..!? No way…!!

No, no! We have to be brave! Don’t let it get to you, Dawn! We gotta go home!!

How about, uh— uh—
OH!! Those people in the performers clothes sort of look like coordinators! How about one of them?

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

saying "my life sucks" when things go wrong
-self-deprecating
-depressing
-makes you sad

saying "Barry wouldn't want this for me" when things go wrong
-I wouldn’t want this for you!!
-makes you think about me
-reminds you that I care for you

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

Dawn’s mom: Don’t go in the tall grass.

Me:

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@SunriseSummoner Piplup… Piplup is also cool…

[𝘽ᴀʀʀʏ ! @enthusedrival]

@SunriseSummoner You’re RIGHT! I can’t be scared— we’ve gotta make sure our Pokémon are alright! We gotta get home!

It’s time to be brave, Dawn!!
I won’t even run at full speed, just so you can keep up! You might wanna pick up the pace a little, though.

Who should we talk to?