Your Best Friend , Greg !!

long time no see , yeah ?

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

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⠀⠀ ━━━ Hey , if you notice anything weird...
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⠀⠀⠀⠀you don't ! Okay ?

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

" ... Somethin's a lil off . Dunno what though . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " I do . And it is . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

" Don’t ever get trapped in a survival scenario with me because I’m eating you off . I don’t even gotta be hungry , first inconvenience and the bibs come out . We MIGHT be lost ? Bib . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Well that's a shame , cuz it's true . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " But it is ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Stop what . Saying my name ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " That's funny . Who else could you have confused me for ? It's just me , Gregor . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Awww , that's a rude thing to say . You smiled at me so nicely before . Even said you missed me . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Have I ever been a *good* liar ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Mmh , let me check . "

[ Looks down . Looks up . ]

" Yup . Still Gregor . Did you hit your head on something ? Need some glasses ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Wow , really ? Writes about you in that dumb little diary all the time and can't even call ya his boyfriend ? That's embarrassing .

... mhm . I mean . Uh . First time for everything , ya know ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Course it is . What kinda boyfriend would I be if I wasn't ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@HenriAfterDark " I'll remind you to definitely adventure with me in the future . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " What good is a trip with you if you're dead ? I'd sew ya up nice and good again . Lots of love and all that . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@HenriAfterDark " But it's a lot more fun . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Ha ! Like I would let that happen . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@HenriAfterDark " That implies I can't boil your bones and marrow in some water for a hearty broth that keeps me hearty during the trip . "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " That's better ! And then we could eat your arms together as we travel along ... don't that just sound romantic ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@HenriAfterDark " What if I don't wanna eat the fish . What if I wanna eat you for the hell of it ? "

[Your Best Friend , Greg !! @entomistro]

@soleilstranger " Aww , that's not a fun reaction . "