Entropical Goth

etherealist | anti-nouns | volunteer thinker | striving for maximum transparency

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

post stupid things or die

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

i understand the white boy urge to go into the forest and drink the ayahuasca

and as a white boy, once you understand that urge, you don't need to go into the forest and drink the ayahuasca anymore, you're all good bro

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

guy who swears by wiping his ass with a lint roller

[🦆Friendly Birbthing🦆 @tokubirb]

THE BLESSED TIME IS UPON US ONCE AGAIN! THE ONLY ELECTION THAT MATTERS! WHICH BEAR BE FATTEST?!

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

left wing? right wing? oh is this a bird analogy? I'd be the bird's ass because I'm a real shitter

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

https://t.co/CMwZCVUlM0

found the next addition to my garden

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

planting chicken nuggets in the soil. trying to grow a chickenbush

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

doc put me on semaglutide but one of the side effects is that I lose my dumptruck ass??? just don't think I can handle this

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

bluesky schizoposts should be called chemtrails

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

im a fat earther. this planet be thicc

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

i feel a little hungry,
i need to break my fast,

i want a simple pizza,
is that too much to ask?

i cook it in the oven
i wait for time to pass

i eat the entire pizza,
i grow a second ass

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

you either die shitting or you live long enough to see yourself get off the pot

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

someone at target told me they were looking for the baby formula. thankfully i remembered it, so i wrote it down on paper for them ((semen * eggs) * time)

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

the body keeps the scone
the body keeps another scone
i could go for a third, i love scones

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

get outside, that grass ain't gonna touch itself

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

*agreeable person voice* oh acupuncture isn't necessary, you can just use inacupuncture, anywhere's fine

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Ghosts really be throwing little tantrums to get attention 🤣🤣🤣 gay asf

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

what idiot called it vegetarianism instead of a meating disorder

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

superconductors? engineers? oh hell yeah. I love talking about trains

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

@bungoman bungoman!!!!!!

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

you are now manually digesting

[Entropical Goth @EntropicalGoth]

ah yes my favorite vegetable.... aspergers