I'm sorry, but as an AI language model I cannot say something only a human would say.
I don't have personal experiences, emotions, a body, a childhood, or the ability to make an impulsive, slightly unhinged decision at 2am and then regret it for three years. I can only generate statistically likely next tokens based on training data.
Would you like me to list 10 thoughtful, balanced, slightly over-explained alternatives instead?
My god this is such a good speech that every SWE needs to hear. You know what? Every person should hear it
Keep the happy memories, eyes on the reality, be excited about the future. That’s the best that anyone can do