jasper

ftm. sometimes i’m funny

[jasper @entropyrocks]

@hearttechacsm @tylenol “um, acksually…”
when you have had a migraine for five days, you take anything just to try to alleviate the pain when the rescue stops working or doesn’t work as well.
also this tweet is from 2017, what are you doing

[jasper @entropyrocks]

@tylenol no, son, air is not going to relieve my migraines, give me all the tylenol

[jasper @entropyrocks]

why people so offended when i say i don’t like midsommar. i’m allowed to not like things. LET ME NOT LIKE THINGS.

[jasper @entropyrocks]

The pokeball throwing for dynamax pokemon in #pokemongo sucks. three quarters of the time my pokeball curves, even when i throw it straight, or it just falls flat. it’s like trying to throw a regular size pokeball across a golf course.

[jasper @entropyrocks]

@ryonkolemhan @toys_retro I watched America’s Most Wanted w/ my grandma and was paranoid the guy who killed people who lived along the railroad tracks was going to find us and kill us cuz that’s where we lived 😅

[jasper @entropyrocks]

umm, #Duolingo?? Explain.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Who raises their thumb at a gravesite?

[jasper @entropyrocks]

I was just looking what #Neopets stories there were on #AO3 😳

[jasper @entropyrocks]

I am now.

i still don’t know the nitrate levels in ham though.

[jasper @entropyrocks]

i’m wearing a christmas shirt and socks today because it’s the one time of the year i’m in a christmas mood: randomly in july.

[jasper @entropyrocks]

Hey @paramountplus how can you say all the NCIS-verse is on Paramount+ when not even all of #JAG is on there? That’s where NCIS CAME FROM!! Am very upset. :(

[jasper @entropyrocks]

the shirt choice and location are entirely coincidental @MurderSmall #subway

[jasper @entropyrocks]

please add me and let me be in elite raids, i want a mega rayquaza. #pokemongo

[jasper @entropyrocks]

@skinnyprinsess far away = anything i can’t reach in a one day drive. so from indiana, san antonio, texas is far away (24 hour straight thru drive) but buffalo, ny, isn’t too bad (8 hours)

[jasper @entropyrocks]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary (my Twitter anniversary, thanks for the auto-tweet there. but dang my account is old)

[jasper @entropyrocks]

doing well with my reading challenge.

[jasper @entropyrocks]

oh no!! even this little guy is grey!! #neopets

[jasper @entropyrocks]

@grace_hackney @simoncholland I’ve seen the Family Guy Star Wars episodes and Spaceballs, and the Phantom Menace. that’s it for Star Wars.

[jasper @entropyrocks]

@simoncholland Star Wars. besides the Phantom Menace.
Footloose
Dirty Dancing
any of the Avengers. or MCU besides IM 1&2, Thor1, CA1
Rocky Horror.

I just don’t watch movies that often.

[jasper @entropyrocks]

@ChateauBaconLLC THAT’S TOO MUCH, BOB!

they were supposed to yell it but never did. it was always a meek “that’s too much, bob” while i’m YELLING AT THE TV. i still shout “that’s too much, bob!!” all the time.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Remembering O.J. Simpson with 11 minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting all over him.