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[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

The Children's Safe Return Is Worthy of Thanksgiving.

I am greatly relieved and delighted to learn of the safe rescue of the schoolchildren who were kidnapped. I sincerely thank all those whose tireless efforts made their freedom possible, especially the security personnel and everyone who worked behind the scenes.

While we celebrate this happy outcome, we must remember that no child should ever have to endure such trauma. The recurring incidents of kidnapping, particularly of schoolchildren, underscore the urgent need to strengthen our security architecture and make the protection of lives and property the foremost responsibility of government.

Our children deserve to learn in an atmosphere of safety, not fear. We must continue to work towards building a Nigeria where every child can pursue education without the threat of violence or abduction.

I rejoice with the children, their families, their schools, and all Nigerians on this heartening development.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

Their names are
Chioma Ezedimbu
Amarachi Mitchell Orji
Ugwu Kassandra Chimziterem

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Olodo uprising, Alayeluwa edition.

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

“I and Peter Obi will unite Nigeria, rebuild its economy, restore hope, and ensure lasting prosperity for all Nigerians through purposeful leadership.”

— Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso tells Nigerians.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

Minister of Defense Dey ask me question wey I suppose dey ask him. Are you not entertained, Nigerians?

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

Dear Nigerians, your country as you knNow it is gone.

An ex-minister from a country I can't name in this caption is boldly on Nigeria’s national TV discussing Nigeria’s national security.

This also proves my point the media is the biggest weapon fashioned against any meaningful movement in Africa.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Unfortunate greetings to you @OgbeniDipo

This message is not in anyway intent to educate you, you've descended below the capacity to retain any form of intelligence - it is intended to ridicule you.

Absolute wonderkids went to represent the country you claim to love more than us, they excelled wonderfully only for you to dogwhistle your fellow ewedu crooners to a space in order to ridicule them on the grounds of their ethnicity.

You and your fellow guttersnipes love to exist in the delusion that you're the most educated tribe - as someone who has twice whatever the height of your academic peak is, no modicum of education shines through you - just bubbles of intellectual fraud & disgusting bìgötry (I added the ami ohun to satisfy your insatiable need for cultural preservation.

For years, you hawked CV reviews like your life depended on it - when it stopped putting food on your table, you began to ridicule education to promote the akaranification & kukulization of the economy just because of your new job designation as Dean of Studies, Apoda Twitter.

It hurts me personally you know, that a good number of trees have to stay alive just to satisfy the oxygen need for people like you. People like you who play destructive roles in the society, who deserve to be melted into asphalt to fill potholes.

People like you are cancerous because your presumed academic journey & perceived exposure allows your to command a certain level audience when the strength of your intelligence can be measured in kilobytes.

Whatever Alex has done that you and your insiduous ilk suppose to imitate, celebrate, collaborate or encourage - you're tearing down at the expense of children who have done nothing to you.

Just because the covering duvet doesn't have pockets, motorcycles don't have conductors & we cannot put airconditioning units in tricycles - every single effort you commit to will convert to vain.

If the owners of the morning agree to initiate your progress, the custodians of the night will stage a protest.

We cannot be championing a campaign against olodo uprising only for our first major academic win as a country to surface weeks after - only for proglottides like yourselves to shit on it, just because it satisfies your bìgötry KPIs.

It will not be well with you.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

They asked you to shave your black hair so that you can wear an 18th century white wig.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

This can’t be a country.

Hardwork is so frowned upon. Doctors should not be owed salaries for whatever reason.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

My favourite kind of racist. The open and shameless kind who will tell you to your face what his intention for you is. Which gives you clarity and time to prepare.

Much preferable to the Biden/Clinton kind who smile at you and shake your hand while ordering a hit on you.

[Noble Igwe @Nobsdaslushhkid]

Dear Alex Onyia,
You probably don’t realize what you’ve done.
It’s been days, and people still can’t stop talking about you. They waited to see you and your participants fail, but God had other plans.
The meltdown has been crazy

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

But is Tinubu now God?

These lawmakers don’t know their powers.

This is why I am very upset that most of our vibrant young people won’t be going to the House of Assembly in 2027 due to silly intra-party politics.

The legislature has all right to summon the President to answer questions.

I’m so upset right now.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

That is precisely why a country going through a socioeconomic transition needs stiff, firm, authoritarian, nationalist bastards as its leadership - not "democratically elected" people who are subject to votes from these miserable idiots who go digging for gold on an expressway.

Lee Kuan Yew told us decades ago that when his government built high rise apartments to take poor Singaporeans out of bamboo shacks, they deliberately began peeing in the elevators and taking countermeasures against the government's attempts to stop them from messing up their own infrastructure. They had to humiliate and punish people brutally before they started acting in ways that were beneficial to their own lives.

If you want to uplift poor, colonised people, you will have to do it AGAINST THEIR WILL. Colonised people are not sane and a revolutionary must not pretend that he is up against sane, rational people who want a better life. A colonised man will steal expensive paint and empty it out into a river so that he can sell the plastic buckets and use the peanuts to play BetPesa. He will dig up his country's first high speed motorway that is going to add hundreds of millions of dollars to everyone's collective pocket, so that he can find gold nuggets and sell them for $650. He will vandalise railway lines that are meant to improve his own life so that he can sell the metal to a scrap dealer and use it to buy some pussy that night.

Colonised people are among the biggest dangers to themselves and the countries they inhabit, and any leader wishing to improve his country's material conditions despite the presence of millions of colonised people who are out of their natural minds, must be prepared to go the Stalin, Mao and Lee Kuan Yew way. Re-education camps, public flogging and forced labour so offenders can repay their debt to society.

China was once burdened with millions of useless idiots like this, but deliberate state policy removed them from the census and transformed China into the world's most successful civilisation. Hard decisions must be made in pursuit of development.

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

This dude is so desperate for government patronage that he took to his LinkedIn to apologize to Tinubu for suggesting the President lives in an alternate (curated) reality. He said that wasn't what he meant, but it was clearly what he meant.

Of course, Elon Musk is his idol. Lol. This is why he supports the Tinubu govt. Who needs to invest when you can enjoy govt subsidy like his mentor Elon?

Tomorrow, they will tell you they built this and that, when in fact it is all rent the whole time.

Charlatans.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Another proud moment for academic excellence! 🔥

Eze Bryan has emerged as the winner of the National Economics Olympiad.

He will proudly represent Nigeria at the International Economics Olympiad in China.

SCHOOL IS NOT SCAM.

[Emir Sirdam @EmirSirdam]

Meanwhile Thiefnubu and his 40 thieves are still alive and can’t account for over $33.3B borrowed funds.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Chimdiebube Onwubiko was received like a king yesterday in Enugu.

He won a gold medal at the International STEM Olympiad Grand Finale in Rome.

He is a star, and the world will celebrate him even more.

This is just the beginning of greatness.

[Magatte Wade @magattew]

A country can have gold, oil, Youth, and genius, and still stay poor if the law treats builders like suspects.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

That Femi Gbajamiabila still has a job, is proof that Nigeria is a country of particular concern.

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

Please who can identify those Igbo politicians joining in shouting sit down?

Please we need to know their names and shame them!