𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜.
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕.
𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

[۟ @godsfell]

i need you to see me for what i have become.

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Yeah, yeah. You always said my hair was greasy anyway, so I was taking care of it. At least one wash every day for shine and softness."

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

"Those kinds of assholes who like to think they're doing better than others by only washing them once a week."

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"There he goes again thinking he's tuff. You could at least smile with more certainty in yourself."

[ׂׂ࿐✡𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙S͎H͎O͎R͎T͎ ᵀᴱᴹᴾᴱᴿᴱᴰ⁀ᰔᩚ @FULLMETALXBRAT]

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" Like I'd tell you?
that's for me to know
and you to find out!

You'll NEVER see it coming! "

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[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"What kind of grease rat doesn't wash their hair every day?"

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

"That's normal, this one was so concentrated that it was good for one shampoo a month, another shampoo on the other days. You finished it in a week, you little thief."

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

@KENJA_N0_ISHI "Every day is Envy day."

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

@enviousshifter

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Shampoo? Oh, it was working for a while and then I started getting this dandruff I couldn't shapeshift away. So I went back to the old 3-in-1."

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

"You know, he's sometimes in a bad mood. I like to think it just wasn't his day."

She smiled at her own actions. She smoothed a strand of Envy's hair, looking at it intently.

"My shampoo is working wonders, I see."

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

" ...

He should let go of those human attachments, then. Especially since he thinks he's so much better than us."

He looks over to Lust and gives her a pat and quick rub on the shoulder. His way of saying that he's glad to see her too.

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

"She was an old lady. I don't want to speak for him or assume anything, but maybe she reminded him of Mrs. Bradley. I don't know. I missed you, brother. I'm glad to see you're doing well."

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Get real. I don't look like that much of a nutcase."

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Shouldn't he just eat one of those crazy cultists? If they're already that braindead, we won't be able to find any use for them."

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

She sighed dramatically, holding him close and stroking his long hair.

" All this because he didn't know what to say when an old Jehovah's Witness woman handed him a flyer. Funny, isn't it? What a killjoy ! Where's the fun in all the daily teasing ? "

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"Oh? What mastermind idea have you got for that?"

[ׂׂ࿐✡𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙𝅙S͎H͎O͎R͎T͎ ᵀᴱᴹᴾᴱᴿᴱᴰ⁀ᰔᩚ @FULLMETALXBRAT]

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" I'll give you a reality check. "

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[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

He gives her a pat on the back with one of his hands.

"Don't tell me you were expecting a compliment out of Pride. Who do you think you're kidding?

But it is funny that you've been getting on his nerves THAT much, don't you think?"

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

We're siblings—isn't that normal?"

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"And then he got a lifetime dose of a reality check."

[saf @radswiggy]

This js like 03ward

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

"What's with the angry face? Can't a guy mind his own business without being blamed for something?" *sigh*

[𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐄 @KENJA_N0_ISHI]

@enviousshifter

[Rain @FullmetalRainy]

It’s so funny how they twinkified Barry the chopper in 03

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

He doesn’t answer because he too is nowhere to be found. Not even a slimy squeal or scattering of tiny feet can be heard from him.

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

His clothes are now … somewhere. Disappeared. At least for now.

How he managed that so fast? Who knows.

[𝑬 𝑵 𝑽 𝒀 @enviousshifter]

“Aww and why do you say that? It would be just soooo endearing to hear it from the military’s ladies man himself.”

[𝚁𝚘𝚢 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚐 @LtColMustang]

"I would very much assume that the last thing you would want to hear come out of my mouth would be anything remotely close to agreement in how 'attractive' you are."