ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ i don't feel any shame, i won't apologize. 🦎 MDNI, DD:DNE

[L̳O̳V̳E̳ M̳E̳!̳!̳!̳ @nyanderetxt]

kill one and you might as well kill twenty one.

[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ it is when they're beneath me, it's like calling me a worm or something.ᐟ

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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Not every comparison is an insult, Envy．．．

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[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ i don't deserve that insult.ᐟ.ᐟ it's not my fault i was tired.ᐟ

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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It's just a funny observation, honestly. If I didn't know any better I'd think you were Sloth.

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[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ for a human, maybe. thankfully i am above that nonsense, what's a year when i've been alive for like 200 years or whatever.

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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So．．Literally hibernation.

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[L̳O̳V̳E̳ M̳E̳!̳!̳!̳ @nyanderetxt]

this pain? no, it's different. loneliness. yes. loneliness.

[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ tch, it was only what, a year.ᐣ

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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Hibernation, more like itー

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[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ hmm ~ good nap.

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 @SuDonQuixote]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀❝ .. 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚕 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 .. ❜❜
⠀ ⠀
https://t.co/oLfr1IzBpn

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

@ENVllOUS @enviousshifter

[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ,,,,

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ （ the container was thrown in one direction as envy took off in the other direction. ）

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ HAHAHAHAH.ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

(Envy was slowly lowered until their feet touched the ground as his shadows released their right arm. He handed them the open container.)
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Here, then. You'll only need one.

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[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

@ENVllOUS

[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ whatever, this is so dumb.

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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I will lower you to your feet and release an arm if you agree to take one.

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[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ uuggghhh.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ if i take it will you put me down.ᐣ.ᐟ

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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Evidently.

But you won't be causing either with that nasty tummy ache, will you?

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[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❝ maybe, doesn't mean i'm going to shift into anything you want.ᐟ you want a woman, you're getting a dog. ❞

[𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙 🇯���� 🇮🇹 @CraftyExorcist]

"What I'm getting at is that you can have the best of both worlds if you have an shapeshifter boyfriend or girlfriend and can transition into either gender at the snap of a few fingers."

[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ （ unable to move now, he's trying to bite the shadows.ᐟ ）

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ oh, you think you're better than me.ᐣ.ᐟ you're nothing.ᐟ i cause death and despair.ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

ᅠ(Eye roll. That action only seems to make his shadows restrain them more.)
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Quit being so dramatic, all you need to do is chew and swallow, you're acting like a toddler about to get it's flu shot．．．

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[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ❝ what are you trying to get at here, hm.ᐣ ❞

[𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙 🇯🇵 🇮🇹 @CraftyExorcist]

".....what??...those are very valid points."

[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ don't tell me what to do.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ （ keeps squirming, then swats the gummy away.ᐟ ）

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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Stop squirming, you'll make yourself feel worseー

(He took out a small bottle of Tums and took a single gummy from the container.)

Eat this. You'll feel better.

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[𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙 🇯🇵 🇮🇹 @CraftyExorcist]

"I think alot of people should start investing into shape-shifting girlfriends or boyfriends. I mean seriously you can do just about anything you want with them, wanna be a little gay? Have them become an guy! And if you want some kids? Have them become an girl! Works perfectly."

[炫彩钢铁法棍 @cicicatmiao]

cheerleader envy
#エンヴィー
#鋼の錬金術師
＃FMAB

[ᴳᴿᴱᴱᴺ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᴱᴺⱽʸ @ENVllOUS]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ .ᐟ.��

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ （ he squirms wildly, trying to free himself.ᐟ ）

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ LET ME GO.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

[𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒎/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 @PrideTheeArrgnt]

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ᅠ．．．．
'Kay.

(His shadows pluck them off the floor and hold them in the air with the ease of a mother cat picking up a kitten.)
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