enyo'ojo

Christian | Solo-preneur | Loves to travel | Sales Agent; i can sell anything |

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

I am big on communicating. I will want to hear from whoever it is regularly. I want to know you're OK. I want to check on you, and I want you to do the same. If I don't get that energy, I'm backing out. I refuse to invest myself without returns.

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@hiayoola The question we should be asking is why money can be sent to an account even when the individual has never operated that account before. Why is Opay doing this?

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@_Muhammadhafz Please tell me someone in the pharmacy was able to help them get the medicine..

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@HantsiDeborah It’s bold of you to think that the parent married their partner for submission.. una go just open mouth waaa with no sense. Ironically it’s now you that is the teacher. I wonder what you’re teaching those children.

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@eljay_1o1 @PulseNigeria247 Beautiful question.

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

It sounds funny until you realize that is a whole life philosophy in one sentence. You sit there with your giant emotional Stanley cup, refilling it all day, proud of yourself. You drink your 2 liters, 3 liters, you count your bottles like a good kid ticking boxes. On paper, you are doing everything right. And still your tongue feels like paper, your skin looks tired, your head hurts behind the eyes at 16:40, and you are one minor inconvenience away from wanting to lie face down on the floor. You keep thinking the answer is more of the same water.

Nobody tells you that sometimes you are not lacking volume. You are lacking minerals. You are lacking anything with weight.

Electrolytes sound like a gym word, but really they are just proof that the body does not run on purity. It runs on salt and mess and tiny charged things that hold the water in place. Think about how different it feels when you drink a glass of cold orange juice at 09:12 after a bad night of sleep compared to your fourth bottle of plain water at your desk. One hits like “oh, I exist again.” The other just runs straight through you, and twenty minutes later you are in the bathroom wondering why your organs still feel like dry towels.

A lot of people live like that. Drowning in content, in advice, in “healthy habits,” and still emotionally dehydrated. They scroll for three hours consuming wellness tips in bed, wake up at 7, drink water, do their 10 minutes of journaling, take 8000 steps before dinner, and still feel this static emptiness in their chest. They think, weird, maybe I need another habit tracker.

No one explained that habits are just water. Minerals are something else.

Minerals are the things that actually carry charge through your life. The phone call where you finally say what hurt you instead of being “chill” again. The ugly 23:37 breakdown in the shower where you admit you are not “fine, just tired,” you are lonely and scared you wasted three years on the wrong thing. The bowl of pasta you let yourself eat slowly without scrolling while your brain keeps trying to sprint ahead to the next problem and you keep dragging it back to the plate. The real rest day that is not secretly a productivity cosplay.

Of course plain water feels safer. It is neutral. It does not wake anything up. Electrolytes sting a little on the way in. Salt on a cracked lip, sugar in a starved system. Orange juice tastes so sweet after dehydration it almost hurts. It reminds your body of how long you have been ignoring it.

Same with life. You can drink twenty self help books and still be dehydrated if you never put in one real mineral: a boundary, a no, a goodbye, a yes that you actually want, not one that sounds impressive on Instagram. You can go to therapy and carefully avoid saying the one sentence that would actually change your blood pressure. You can talk about burnout like it is a scheduling issue instead of the fact that you do not believe you are allowed to be a human being who stops.

Everyone loves the aesthetic of “clean water.” No one posts “I added salt because my nervous system is fried from 10 years of people pleasing and pretending I’m chill with everything.” But that is what actually fixes things.

Sometimes the reason you feel so tired is not that you are underperforming. It is that everything you pour into yourself is frictionless. It does not cling to you. It does not bind. It slides right through and leaves you pee-clear and soul-empty.

The body tries to tell you. The headache at 17:23 that hits in the supermarket lighting. The way your vision gets grainy when you stand up too fast. The random heart flutters when you lie down, like your chest forgot its script. You drink more water, thinking you are being good, when what you need is to eat actual food, sprinkle some salt, sit down for fifteen minutes without being “useful.”

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@sheilatebra I own more than 1 physical bible

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@maxvayshia I’ve never seen a more title driven people like Nigerians. Our society judges competence and value by the length of tittles on letterheads..

[The Business Times 🇳🇬 @BusinesstimesBT]

Nigeria’s Great Tax Reckoning: Ambition, Relief, and the Shadow of New Burdens https://t.co/zKEtdl6yBa

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

Is it just me of this new Fanta bottle cover makes the drink look fake..

[Chief Njoku @NemeremNjoku]

The only thing I can tell you from this video is; do not start war with a man who has spent his lifetime mastering the act of perfecting violence

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

Another angle…

[liminal @Liminal1988]

For those who helped you get there

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@MoyinftDeborah Same here

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@olajumokeokenla You were cooking beans back to back, so I guess the name did really fit 😂😂😂😂. Banking will make you run mad las las.

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@EarledWorld @oku_yungx 😁😂😂

[Grey @jgreyfriend]

In 1910, the 6 most powerful men in America vanished.

They boarded a private train using fake names & disappeared to a remote island.

What they created in total secrecy now controls $30.5 trillion in U.S. money.

Here's what happened in that secret meeting held on Jekyll Island:

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

The speed with which cars are dismantled at Dillimi needs to be studied.. used to hear about it but I just witnessed it firsthand and my mouth hasn’t closed from the shock..
haaaaaa!! Everything was happening fast fast I couldn’t keep track.

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@ChuksEricE Ahn Ahn! 10kg has grown o.

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@chionogirl Bite the child back.. give them a taste of their poison..

[enyo'ojo @enyoabimaje]

@NgMovies_Review This review is impressive..