Enzo

Ça chill ici

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

you're already going to prison for life bro post the ending

[Weagle @Weaglelol]

When your boy hits his first parlay

[diaboloss $aturne 🪐 @rumineur2souk]

l’inspi de fils de pute sur tiktok wow

[𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻 @shitindatoilet]

their thought process is very funny cuz theres a right year where they have all 6 stones, its the damn second after thanos snapped bro

[Enzo @enzoooo69]

@dominoetmi c'est dans ce genre de moment qui te rend humble par la street

la dernière fois j'ai bu 3 canettes de clochard j'ai fini à me rouler par terre... Grand respect aux clochards je n'ai pas leur cardio

[Enzo @enzoooo69]

@dominoetmi le tweet pendant l'after t une #kiffeuse lucide

[OptoIsolated IO @optoio]

Not quite. The airlines would love to be able to charge you based on your weight; they aren't allowed to.

[jack (manifest➡️vibecamp➡️vibechella➡️sgdq➡️mcr) @gorilla_wrfre]

-learn about the beauty of the world for 20 years
-contribute to it for 40 years
-relax and enjoy the fruits of your labor for 5-10 years
-die happy
it's awesome bro

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

If AI isn’t a bubble, you’ll lose your job. If AI is a bubble, you’ll lose your savings. Most likely, AI is currently in a financial bubble but technologically still on an exponential improvement curve, so you’ll first lose your savings and then lose your job. Good luck.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.

[LaFossette @vinzytupenaves]

à la préhistoire, un jour random, t'avais la nuit qui faisait irruption en plein jour. puis 1 semaine plus tard la moitié du village avait les yeux cramés. tu m'étonnes qu'ils croyaient en des divinités de dingue

[goma @soigomaa]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

[Matthew “Mcgonagle” Tkachuk @mcgonagle88]

Best gig ever has to be a retired pro athlete w kids
- grab a coffee take kids to school
- gym so u still look yoked
- play 18 (probably a member somewhere)
- lunch/a drink w the boys
- pick kids up
- chill on patio grilling
- go to bed with probably a smokeshow wife

[ALGÉRIEN ✌ ☪ @so_mkb]

POV : t’es en 6ème, t’es dans le groupe B qui finit à 14h et tu nargues ceux du groupe A encore enfermés dans leur salle de classe

[🌌🔱 @grokou2marto]

Vivre dans la mm pièce que ton frigo dfils de pute qui ferme jamais sa gueule :

[ell @ellxite]

my girl randomly showing me her boobs mid convo and expecting me to continue the convo as if i’m not stood like this

[manic proxy freak show @ProxyFreak]

Hung out with slightly more Autistic antisocial coworker they said I'm like the coolest person they had ever met

[Enzo @enzoooo69]

@freshmenoff Incendies en livre est fou si tu l'as pas encore lu my g !

[Jean Jacques Goymann @Triceracops1]

De l’avalanche de merde qu’est ma vie en ce moment, je crois que quelqu’un qui lance un truc par ma fenêtre et encule ma gaziniere c’est facile dans mon top 3