Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith

Tree Hill A&M University Mascot Coach and Personal Mascot Therapist #rollpuss

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@OfficialJOcto @TreeHillU oh cmon John don’t play dumb… you know you be clappin em 8 at a time

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@TreeHillU I’m tryna do an octopus in the most disgusting way possible @OfficialJOcto

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

on god.

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

drunk and horny #halfwaythere

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@OfficialJOcto @TreeHillU looks like I’ve got some skulls to crack over there at Alcorn State… the belts comin out and daddy is hungry and horny🤬

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

#pussies

[Tree Hill A&M University @TreeHillU]

Mfs scared to take on the dogs

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

5 reasons women should have rights:
1. They shouldn’t.

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

ayo I just got done watching 101 Dalmatians, and man that shit got me hornier than a priest at Sunday school. need me some furry little cheeks ASAP

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

Bro fuck acgc and fuck the chargers. The only charge I need is 100 gigawatts straight to my nips #shockthenation

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@VMBarstool @OfficialJOcto @TreeHillU @FredTheScout @TheCarlDoyle I would honestly give Mr. Crawford less shit if he dated his sister… now there’s a dime piece right there.

[Carl Doyle @TheCarlDoyle]

@TreeHillU @reeseervinn @OfficialJOcto Let john hit @reeseervinn. for the culture

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@OfficialJOcto @reeseervinn look at what you’ve done. you’re the only one who can fix this now. just let a brotha ink smh

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@TreeHillU @reeseervinn @OfficialJOcto @reeseervinn we’ve got $20, a half-used panch gift card, and 8 tentacles with your name on em if you help us out over here at Tree Hill. Please help us out 🙏

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

sitting here alone in my empty film room here at Tree Hill, popcorn buttered and all. Gonna miss film nights with @OfficialJOcto, Lana rhoades really had an A+ performance in this one :(

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@OfficialJOcto @Jarangthegreat Or 8… gotta keep all dem tentacles busy dog

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@FredTheScout Make sure he has a good coach and therapist too. I can’t sleep at night unless I know my little buddy is in good hands.

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@FredTheScout @DrewSchreurs ayo I heard @DrewSchreurs uses his dads jizz as hair gel… that true man?

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

@OfficialJOcto big enough for me :)

[Eobard St. Bartholomew Smith @eobardsmith]

Sorry guys, been in my feels the last few days due to the passing of my imaginary friend Hubert. Shot down in the street like a dog for robbing a bank. smh, he just wanted to rehydrate off some high quality semen. But HOLY SMOKES does that bulldog win got me in a better mood!