Eoin 🎣

he/him | The Sims 2 & 3

[Eoin 🎣 @EoBo_Sims]

Why do people defend EA and Maxis slacking on their games like “oh but that’s so hard to do”,, girl, these people aren’t in high school studying game development 101, they’re a multi-billion dollar game development/ publishing company 🙄

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Eoin 🎣 @EoBo_Sims]

@itsadam0202 IS THIS GOOD

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:

[salto angel 🇻🇪🇵🇪 @professorgaysex]

Pitbull off leash chased to bite me in my neighborhood while I was on my bike and I stomped it’s nose to dissuade it from attacking and it’s owner got fucking mad at me lmfao

Like what am I supposed to do?

Want me to just get fucking mauled by your fucking awful shitty dog???

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[Mark ⛵️ @Marinerselectra]

Your state is shaped like a vape idgaf

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Ireland in the 1950s:

- divorce was illegal
- marital rape was legal
- homosexuality was illegal
- Magdalene Laundries height
- the peak of child sex abuse by the Catholic Church
- babies sold to Americans
- extremely poor
- emigration was high

[aeretix 🦇🎃👻✨ @aeretix_]

@pixeIwife Why do I send them out to a dance party and I find them scattered across the lot playing with clay or talking to ugly townies about the weather 💔

[laweta działa @lawetadziala]

@PopTingz he deserves his old man silk hole munched for this

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

grown man harassed a 16 y/o girl for 2 years & even showed up to her school & house multiple times yet they blame her for his termination.

[jude @wishfu1l]

the only biopic sydney could pull off

[Claver_Jake_xrpI @Claverjake_1xrp]

how it feels to type in your email and password with a remote.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☆gertie popadom☆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gertiepopadom]

DIVA ALERT

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Stanning Dua Lipa has really never disappointed me lmaoooo

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

idk how to explain it but he’s giving Jamie Lee Curtis dowwwnnnn

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

It's a shame that they don't find God before they rape

[POP CULTURE ENTHUSIAST @northernlawd]

I’m so baffled that one of Jedward have a girlfriend. I always assumed they were incest