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[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

Checked my credit card balance

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

Guy at aquarium asked me if id be using my student discount

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Thank you Cheezo.

[E @eobrien88]

@PepeVargass @bassrush @Ariannacohen0

[ndy @ndy_willis]

Major hurricane hitting florida, always a good time to pull out this gem

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

what if we kissed under the spooky island disco skull from scooby doo, 2002…

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

omg her first spicy potato taco

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Some people my age are parents & homeowners. Awesome! I keep my passport & social security card in a sandwich bag

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[E @eobrien88]

@PepeVargass @Ariannacohen0

[Axe @westernunion2k]

And they say romance is dead

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 30 minutes away