Pascoe

[Pascoe @eocsaptweet]

It's Friday, I'm thinking about The Beer™

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Happy Ringo Fan Mail Deadline day ✌️🕊️❤️

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

Great to join with Jimmy, better known as @MrBeast, to highlight efforts to provide school meals to 100 million more children worldwide by 2030.

School meals are among the best investments we can ever make.

[Xannon The Bosoms @XannonTheBuses]

I met Charlie Kirk once - he sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. His spiteful arrogance was astounding.

[Pascoe @eocsaptweet]

@HellyCunningham @OscarPiastri Almost as bad as that time he shot his girlfriend through the bathroom door

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Stephen Merchant says has anyone watched anything truly dreadful on Netflix lately?

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

Oh my fucking god man. Sensational.

[BeCo @BeCo74]

I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.

[Pascoe @eocsaptweet]

"The Queen"

[ITV News @itvnews]

The Queen didn't respond when asked if she had a message for Epstein's victims https://t.co/VJzFCNJxGz

[Gene Park @GenePark]

Death Stranding

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

Sorry not to scare anyone but there’s a hitman in front

[Pascoe @eocsaptweet]

had to put @AlexjFord on his arse for giving it the big one about my tweets

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Me unlocking the Qashqai so I can give the fellas a lift home from quiz night at the microbrewery

[Pascoe @eocsaptweet]

The curious case of penjamin button

[Pascoe @eocsaptweet]

2 days and he'll announce the same plan

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

UK PM Keir Starmer calls Reform's plan to make some legal migrants reapply for visas "racist" and "immoral" - follow live https://t.co/C1pIszt3yD

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

news announcement read by Mr New Vegas right before playing “Johnny Guitar” again

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"