eoff

aspiring shithead, suffering saints fan 🇵🇸

[eoff @eoffsux]

I’m in my unhinged ex-frat boy era

[eoff @eoffsux]

Smoking a cigarette in the In N Out parking lot in Daly City, California

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[zoe @iiiworldstar]

when you take the T that makes you wasian

[marl @heartwrrm]

the bedtime iceberg

[Organz @xOrganz]

sent this in the family gc on accident

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

killing yourself by jumping out of a plane thousands of feet in the air in front of your nervous student is so metal

[blink • tall n’ upside down @blonkstruggle]

it’s never too late to be bisexual

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Pressed triangle by mistake

[spyro @foriamtheway]

setting an alarm so i can wake up in time for taco bell breakfast tmr

[Jimmy @jimmmyro]

You name your babe lilac heaven after your iPhone 11

[looey @looeykun]

Jack Antonoff at his divorce party

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this nigga just a dickhead wtf😭😭😭😭😭

[Serena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

There are only 3 hours of oxygen left on the Mitch McConnell submersible

[its that kev @acanticleforkev]

I too received a call from Mitch McConnell and it wasn’t what I expected

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Big Boobed MIB @MIB42069]

Costco croissants

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

how it feels