Eoin

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[Eoin @eoinyeo]

“They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.”

The Japanese are sensational

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Hispanic and French twitter is in a different league

[D A L B 🇨🇴 @zerep_dalb]

yo llegando a la cocina a media noche aprovechando la pausa de hidratación para tomar algo también

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Every single update from this page is absolutely spectacular

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

The lads are tucking in!

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Liverpool wake up please

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Brighton & Hove Albion make £30m offer to sign Luka Vuskovic from Tottenham Hotspur. 19yo #THFC talent among Europe’s most coveted players but Croatia defender favours #BHAFC as best step for development + mutual trust with Hurzeler @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/AYdko97Kq9

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Haven’t seen a performance like this since Zidane vs Brazil in 06

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Marketing teams at Adidas and Nike absolutely spewing that they’ve had 4 years to make a World Cup pack for their boots and both landed on Pink

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

This planet is a fucking prison

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇯🇵 BREAKING: Wataru Endo has been ruled out of the World Cup due to injury.

Shuto Machino will be the replacement.

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

71 places too low

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool's Greatest - No.72: Joel Matip �Liverpool's Greatest - No.72: Joel Matip 🙌

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Christ almighty imagine that pairing

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

@m_ttt21 No dice, no idea why they’d list it in app if it’s not supported

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Arsenal might finish 14th

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The new laws of the game which are set to debut at @FIFAWorldCup 2026 ⚽️

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

@CamCovington @brandenflasch @aaronp613 @EgeSucuX Doesn’t show as available even after update

iOS 27 and Ultra 1

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

@DylanMcD8 @VictorMucDev @paytondev Same here on Ultra 1

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Running around the house with my Vision Pro wondering where I left my Siri #WWDC

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Faster Apple Music playback start, this is already the best WWDC of all time #WWDC

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Liverpool Legend

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Divock Origi has announced his retirement from professional football.

Congratulations on a brilliant career and enjoy your retirement, Divock ❤️

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

New Call of Duty looks absolutely mental but it is still ultimately a Call of Duty game and the story mode is about 7 hours tops

[Eoin @eoinyeo]

Holy peak

[XBOX @XBOX]

SPYRO?!?! (yes, Spyro)

Spyro: A Realm Beyond is coming Spring 2027 | #XBOXShowcase