joe

biggest kings fan on the planet. im only here for the memes.

[joe @eojoreba]

so uh

did we witness the last Kings playoffs run ever

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: The NBA's Board of Governors has passed new anti-tanking rules that include expanding the draft lottery from 14 to 16 teams, a relegation zone where the bottom 3 teams get penalized with lessened chances for the No. 1 pick, and flattened odds, sources tell ESPN.

[joe @eojoreba]

They are certainly not like us!! @Vivek, let’s go Kings!!

[joe @eojoreba]

how is LeBron doing this at this age bro

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

AUSTIN REAVES LOB TO LEBRON. 🔥

[joe @eojoreba]

Hali been a real ball knower for awhile now

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

“Who’s got a bigger name? Me or him?”

[joe @eojoreba]

Justin Bieber is an S tier artist

[joe @eojoreba]

imo, this is worse than the rule itself

everyone knew the rule coming into the season, enforce it as it was laid out, then adjust it going into next year

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Doncic missed 2 games in December due to the birth of his child abroad and Cunningham had a collapsed lung. Minnesota’s Anthony Edwards filed a challenge as well and his case was advanced to an independent arbitrator, but was denied and is not eligible for awards, sources said.

[joe @eojoreba]

I’m so sure, bro

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The NBA just had its best three year attendance stretch of all-time:

— 22.18M fans
— 18,108 fans per game
— 97% arena capacity
— 11 teams with sell out seasons

Ignore the noise. The league is growing.

[joe @eojoreba]

NBA has lost the plot lmao

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources.

1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks.

2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently.

3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

[joe @eojoreba]

wait this actually sounded crazy 😂

[OpTic Scump @scump]

We're all so off key we accidentally harmonized 🤣

[joe @eojoreba]

No goal posts being moved.

Wemby is consistent with his love for the game, so we know his tears are authentic

- Carrying France in the Olympics
- Talking sht to Chet
- Trying in the All Star Game

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Pat Bev on Wemby crying:

“Y’all love moving the goal post 🤦🏾‍♂️😂”

[joe @eojoreba]

AYO THAT HALFTIME WAS SOOO GAS

[joe @eojoreba]

WELL THIS IS A SHITTY WAY TO THE START THE DAY

MANNN FK

[joe @eojoreba]

tweeting like Kings fans the past 2 years

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

Like why is Keon Ellis not getting minutes bro

Good offense with elite defense

[joe @eojoreba]

ETHICAL TANKING BABYYYYY 😤

[Frankie Cartoscelli @FCartoscelli3]

Sacramento Kings GM Scott Perry shoots down the notion of tanking and says, "That phrase isn't even in our vocabulary."

"You're not going to see a team that is going out there and trying to lose these final 30 games. Absolutely not."

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Pelicans reportedly believe they have a playoff roster and are not interested in trading their core players, per @HPbasketball

“Still, sources around the league has said the message they get from the Pelicans is they believe they have a playoff roster they just need the right combination of coaching and development to unlock it.”

(Via https://t.co/MTyP3FEIAy)

[joe @eojoreba]

we need a trade-only Shams account because we do not care

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

It's expected Knicks' Karl-Anthony Towns will play for the World team in the 2026 NBA All-Star game.

[joe @eojoreba]

Kenny my GOAT fr

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

Kenny 1, Shams 351

[joe @eojoreba]

ayo, they can what???

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

“The Kings are the definition of a Jonathan Kuminga team. They get their young guy. They can groom him. They have money to pay him… I think he is their guy.”

- Chandler Parsons 👀

(via @RunItBackFDTV)

[joe @eojoreba]

reposting old stuff, saying it’s current news, & getting millions of views??

yeah, this the new facebook

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Dawg Steph just shot a hole-in-one LMAOOOOO

He might not be a real person

[joe @eojoreba]

esiderys spawning everywhere bro

[𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 @PlayoffKings]

👀 Keep an eye on this…

I’m hearing there’s real buzz around the league that Sabonis is MOST LIKELY getting dealt to the Toronto Raptors🇨🇦

This would be a franchise-altering move for us. How we feeling about this?