ㅋㅋ palmer

💜

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

Beyoncé showing that nigga where all his stuff was

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

Someone tweeted “my friends aren’t even useless, why would I deal with a useless man” the other day and she was straight COOKING

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

loving an avoidant is crazy because how the fuck are you overwhelmed by a relationship you barely participate in

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

i literally love coming to my senses like yk what? fck you fr lol

[ACE @RealAce404]

If I gained nothing by dealing with you what can I lose by leaving you 🤷🏻‍♂️

[iha⁷ @prpldora1]

Me when someone asks about bts :

[zaynah⁷ @_jiinluv]

me after i heard that gunshot intro

[★ @aurora21babyyy]

el peor tipo de hombre no es el infiel es el que finge ser un buen hombre, pero en realidad es un mentiroso, manipulador y un maestro en hacerse la víctima

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Losing a man who never planned dates, never bought you flowers, gave you constant anxiety, and barely put in effort isn’t a loss, btw.

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

My therapist once said: “A man is supposed to come into your life and demonstrate that being with him is better than the peace you already have.”

[𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕪🌴 @thesadgamecock]

WE WON A SEC GAME

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say, “a man’s ego will cost him a woman who only asked to be loved properly” and i couldn’t agree more.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“You cannot be interested and inconsistent.”

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

You really gotta stop yourself from doing too much when you’re a giver lmao

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me 10mins after body shaming myself

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

now that we bullied Walmart into accepting Apple Pay, our next mission is getting them back to 24hrs

[zito 🥷 @kiziton_]

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

[dixie normous⚡️ @heartxfgxld]

y’all hate immigrants more than pedophiles and that’s weird.

[Amira @asyasbackup_]

don’t like being mean but I definitely don’t mind

[69 @ushouldfw69]

ngl i love when i’m over shit, you can’t pay me to give a fuck again