tyson george

I like big butts, and I do not lie...

[Brendon Netto @BrendonNetto]

The sheer amount of deluded Ronaldo fans crediting him for the Glazers' decision to sell 🤦‍♂️

He didn't sacrifice himself ffs. Only thing worse than failing to recognise his actions as entirely self-serving is the utter disregard for those who worked towards this for years.

#MUFC

[Brendon Netto @BrendonNetto]

It’s almost as if playing with passion and intensity makes a massive difference.

#MUNLIV

[tyson george @eon10]

@BrendonNetto Wtf

[Brendon Netto @BrendonNetto]

Manchester United Football Club, or High School? 🤷‍♂️

[tyson george @eon10]

@BrendonNetto Amen.

[Laura Gao ☕️ @heylauragao]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

I’mpeachy

[tyson george @eon10]

Prime now on chromecast! Next stop world peace!!!

[Audi USA @Audi]

When you see it...

[IFTWC - Indian Football @IFTWC]

Hattrick Boy ! Vikram Pratap Singh 🔥

INDIA 4-0 JORDAN

[Brendon Netto @BrendonNetto]

Messi pulling on an Argentina shirt is like Superman wearing a cape doused in Kryptonite.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We are, you might say, "brainwashed" into thinking that money is the source of happiness while what we really need to know is that inner peace is something that comes from within.

[Stephanie Beatriz @iamstephbeatz]

SQUAD YOU DID IT #BROOKLYN99 WILL BE ON NBC FOR OUR 6th SEASON!

[Bishan Bedi @BishanBedi]

This is stark reality of India today..who will stick his/her neck out to Beti Bachao..?!!

[Brendon Netto @BrendonNetto]

Did United just complete a thrilling, dramatic comeback?

My time machine works! #MUFC #CRYMUN

[Divyanshu Asopa @DivyanshuAsopa]

Happening for the second time in the last 6 months. Declined to work with a client coz of their views about women & consent. Don't think I would have done the same 5yrs back. #TimesUp

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Many people think that patience is a sign of weakness. I think this is a mistake. It is anger that is a sign of weakness, whereas patience is a sign of strength.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment, slowly conditioning our attention spans until we’re able to read actual books again

[Victor Daruwala @thescooterhero]

@LoganPaul Stop the bullshit drama and delete your YouTube channel. I have no clue how kids look upto you, you’re a disrespecting piece of shit.