Erik Ostermueller

A little bit obsessed with making software go fast. Author of Troubleshooting Java Performance

[Erik Ostermueller @EOstermueller]

@lrrangers schedule say TBD for tomorrow (May 16) Match. We playing?

https://t.co/ueeGqIFfh9

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@michaelangeloit @TaylorTwellman Taylor, speak up more/louder.

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@VivekGRamaswamy The “system” you’re referring to is the US Constitution.

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@KelleyRenard @myARDOT 2 stop lights in front of pleasant ridge shopping plaza slowing down traffic on the busiest thoroughfare in central ar(Cantrell). obvious miss

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@GeorgeMayer @JeremyKWood My parents and peers all presumed that my siblings and I would all get a college education. It seems this is part privilege, like you George, and part opportunity, where you & I both used our own skills to advance.

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@peterbakernyt you asked Ken Chang, "Artemis I launched Wednesday and reached the moon this morning. This mission is meant to test this new generation of equipment. How is it going?" If every launch costs $4 billion (per https://t.co/D722pBPcSP), I'd say it's going quite poorly

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@TommyMeier6 So brothers bc they’re all phallic?

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol.

I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

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@arunprasathav @omniprof Code so clear no explanation is required? Treasure it! But cmon communication is important . “I avoided implementation x because it couldn’t handle y”. “Lost the license to some api so I hand coded it myself “. “Merged with company z so now delegating to their api”.....

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How about we put some promising league at the top of a new US soccer pyramid and everyone else beneath them, including the #MLS? ....then just let the chips fall. I’d buy season tickets today. #ProRelForUSA

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@shawnmckinney I completely agree but you have to choose your battles to avoid burnout

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@DiagoSmalls @Ravanaokc @ProRelForUSA @SInow @MLS Not crazy about mls, but Let them be a peer of other leagues in a pyramid .

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@jjenkov @stefandragnev @mjpt777 @normanmaurer @timfox @RickHigh @PeterLawrey @jeppec @toddlmontgomery @RichardWarburto @mikeb2701 @DVyazelenko @jpbempel oh pls pls tell me the list is not that small.

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I love Ellen.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

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@shawnmckinney Enterprise Sloth?

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Naming contest
What would you name a deliberately slow Java app to teach app performance?

PerfGoat. After https://t.co/TkR2Hz2TKq

WindTunnel. After, well, a wind tunnel, to vet aerodynamics/perf.

Universal Performance Laboratory, Java Edition

other?

https://t.co/t9sQ5ycffy

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@AndyBai59873550 @omniprof Docs for all platforms (.net,go,etc) need to help devs take more responsibility for their code’s performance. More thoughts here: https://t.co/t9sQ5ycffy

[SGs For Pro/Rel @SGS4ProRel]

We need a unified pyramid.

No more league vs league soccer wars.

@CACSoccer we need #ProRelForUSA for both the men's and women's pyramid. Open up club investment and potential for growth for every community.