Ethan Orchard

oh boy

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

some of these distribution transformations got my patience wearing as thin as the paper

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Been thinking about the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death more then usual today

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Dang the Lakers better not screw this up and let the Nuggets get down 1-3 #LALvsDEN

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Maybe if we change the designation from “risk level orange” to “threat level midnight” all the people too stubborn to follow mask and distancing mandates will think it’s fun an quirky to actually practice common decency #byu

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Sitting in the library on campus and two different people wearing overalls have walked by in the last 5 minutes. I’m sick of this blatant cultural appropriation.

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Dang, three days into classes and I’m already a week and a half behind

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

@S_McBuckets Gonna be the best 2 weeks back at school

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Nice 😎 @amazon

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Anyway follow my backup account @S_McBuckets for more content

[MormonMatt @MormonMatt__]

Hey follow my insta @tharealmattjackson

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Mfers will get lucky n have one subpar tweet go viral then try n self promote like they actually funny

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Postings anything and then checking back every 5 minutes to see if anyone has liked it yet

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

@ColemanOrchard It’s mating season, they’re just peacocking for the female cops

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Yo wtf @BurgerKing

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Rudy Gobert shut down the NBA, so it’s fitting that he was the one to score the first basket when it came back #utavsnop

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

I just reported a hot topic ad and said it was offensive, what have you done today to make the world a better place?

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Teenagers are the worst

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

did one postmates delivery and then called it a night, you could say im a bit of a hard worker

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Am I a heathen for not having corn on the cob until this late in the year?

[Ethan Orchard @eothatsmeo]

Real talk, which is better?