Eliza

[Eliza @eotus_]

nothing tastes as good as diet coke feels

[Eliza @eotus_]

if you want to ask me out in 2024 you have to call me and leave a voicemail

[Eliza @eotus_]

Omg I might have just realized
That I’m like a weird plus one

[Eliza @eotus_]

I really need to be validated this second

[Eliza @eotus_]

My year of magical spending

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Sometimes when ppl are like can you BELIEVE I found this piece of furniture on THE STREET?! It’s like :/ yes

[Eliza @eotus_]

Twinkies hohos and dingdongs

[Eliza @eotus_]

Personal space…..what aren’t we understanding about that

[Eliza @eotus_]

This is super controversial but it’s so lame to have ***** as ur favorite band

[Eliza @eotus_]

Not me trying to be very chill on a citibike meanwhile not having any idea where to park this fucking thing

[jack rem @jackremmington]

And when she starts running a Chocolate Factory. What then?

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i just need to make a ton of major life changes and i'll be fine

[Eliza @eotus_]

A whisky ginger for my upset stomach

[Eliza @eotus_]

Gluteus medius

[Eliza @eotus_]

If you’re going to ham it up you need to be funny

[Eliza @eotus_]

So stressful when the world is your oyster

[Eliza @eotus_]

Made my first TikTok! 🤩🤩🤩

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

when someone orders the same pasta as me at dinner

[Eliza @eotus_]

Every golden retriever is named Charlie

[Eliza @eotus_]

@meggerdotcom 😐