BallKnower

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Leighton “Backdoor” Pennysworth @LeightonPennys]

Just failed a phishing test at work #retard

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

82-0 might be fun for some of you, but for True & Ethical appreciators of defense, glue guys, vibes, grinders, and “he just does the little things” guys, this game is actually a minor form of torture

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Zaki @ByZakilakbir]

@pitch_yarns ur welcome!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[wave @waveevii]

canadians be like "just opened a wealthsimple"

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

Eagles still did right by AJ in the end and sent him where he wanted to go, I’d have sent that nigga to the Toronto Argunauts

[john @johnsemley3000]

and a guy who has a taco bell IN HIS HOUSE.

[NSS⅄ 🙂‍↕️ @CallMeRanbob]

City got Luka and Myles Garrett for 2 FRPs total

[Jo @MavsStan41]

This pissed me off so much man. Luka hit a buzzer beater at halftime, after the players went to the locker room they reviewed it, found out he was out of bounds so they made them replay the last 2 seconds of the half and then this shit happens lol

[JT @jt_stamford]

When you come full circle, it feels so good.

[kyle “bag ripper” hall @kyleniggahall]

1. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Alex Caruso
4. Osama Bin Laden
5. Isaiah Hartenstein

[Bam²⁵ @The25thNigga]

WHAT THE FUCK SON

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

there's someone out there who was hate watching the Thunder and got to watch a Luke Kornet game 7 chase down block

[matthew 🗽 @batistanem516]

saw her again, did not say anything. #MomentWasTooBig #MaybeNextTime

[dan campbell owns the bears @extramicrowave]

All of the $5 since you didnt set a price limit dumbass

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke.
You put WWE SmackDown on TV.
There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late..
It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 Ayden Heaven has been silent. He turned OFF his comments after Maguire said:

“Did you get that chain in a McDonald’s happy meal?” 😂❤️