Erica Malachowski

CalArts MFA Acting▫️Actor/Singer/Dancer/Catastrophe▫️she/her

[Erica Malachowski @ep_malachowski]

Yeah, I got NFTs: Nice Fat Titties

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

There are no such thing as crisis actors bc there’s no such thing as an actor who booked a job and kept it a secret

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Y’all realize you need a masters degree to be a librarian? They are actually very underpaid for the work they do

[╰✦ daza¡ 🕊️ | ia @dazaichu_]

A lot of men’s first and only idea of gender equality is "does that mean I can punch a woman now?" and I find that very telling.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I place kindness at the top of my list of human virtues. A fat ass is a close second.

[tara @ afro-korean festival @sunnexsplendor]

"you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over"

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

everything is subjective but school of rock is one of those movies where if you don’t like it i do really think there’s something essential missing from your spirit and you will not rise to heaven

[Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume]

The most important lip sync since Tom Holland’s “Umbrella” https://t.co/pJcenQed2N

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

this is actually exactly what happened to me

[sj @sj_wolfbird]

I LOVE YOUS WHILE SOBBING IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS AND “not anymore” I COUKD DIE RIGHT NOW

[lily @rozanov81]

shoutout to the original crave production funded by the canadian gov and to every single citizen whose taxes made heated rivalry possible i love you guys

[ali @probablyalissa]

We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers

[Christopher @molochofficial]

All truly great Christmas media recognizes the inherent melancholy of the holiday season

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This would work on me

[Erica Malachowski @ep_malachowski]

@GianmarcoSoresi Literally said this out loud to my friend in the theater

[mikey @enbyslayer]

this is fmudhdjdbdjsjdb

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

This can’t be the same Hinge Zohran met his wife on

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the gap in my resume? yeah it’s called playing outside

[bay⋆˙⟡ @gagamilfs]

when i see patti lupone getting canceled on the TL