Elijah

he/him, some call me Beli

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

[It's Always Sunny @alwayssunny]

for every eagles touchdown i will release details of season 16 until i am fired

[Jeremy, Writer & Dad & Collector of Parks @JeremyWingert79]

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

[Elijah @eparker34]

@GovAbbott Demon

[Kyle Yates @thekyleyates]

We now get to watch Baker Mayfield vs. Russell Wilson on Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas to all.

[Elijah @eparker34]

@oliviuuuuhh Broadway songs are a true infestation

[andy 🌷 @frogclubs]

the worst two weeks of a college student’s life begins tomorrow

[Elijah @eparker34]

@MoonPixieDC @djnj0919 @UberFacts Okay well BK is straight up toxic sludge, do like BK though 😂😂

[Elijah @eparker34]

@MoonPixieDC @djnj0919 @UberFacts This has to be a troll

[Elijah @eparker34]

@djnj0919 @UberFacts Good fries, most other stuff on the menu is borderline toxic sludge, I do love McNuggets though

[Elijah @eparker34]

@DavidAstinWalsh Can’t make this shit up

[Elijah @eparker34]

@RealSkipBayless Cowboys are overrated garbage every year. Can’t wait for their first round exit in the playoffs this year

[Elijah @eparker34]

@holy_schnitt I just stuff myself for both meals until I’m incapacitated on the couch

[Elijah @eparker34]

@zachthesoundlad Maybe this is your year for the steak 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Elijah @eparker34]

Thought this was cute, should it be my new profile pic?

[Elijah @eparker34]

Turkey is a good thanksgiving dish your relatives just suck at cooking it, there I said it

[Assistant Dramaturg🇺🇦 @realSDGX]

@MarvelStudios @SonyPictures @Marvel @Sony Cast my buddy @ahoksure as Big Wheel
#ColeIsBigWheel