Eliz Perks

Jaybacker. Packer Backer (but not Aaron Rodgers). Nurse. Cats. She/her

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

Toddler: Is that Frankenstein? Me: No, that’s his monster. Frankenstein is the doctor. #mamawontraiseafool

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

Against my will, I saw a Faux News segment today. The anchors were lambasting VP Harris for having similar speeches at two separate rallies. Must be hard for them to comprehend a candidate who can a) give coherent speeches and b) remember what the hell they said previously.

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

BLOCKED BY GREEN

📺 FS1

Creighton 69, Connecticut 52

#GoJays

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

I keep thinking Mason Miller has a bloody nose, but it’s actually just his tiny mustache

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@whitebluereview @BluejayMBB Oncology nurse for 9+ years now 🩺 Cancer doesn’t fight fair and my patients and their families deserve the best support! #GoJays #pinkout

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

@_robanderson Is this before or after the chyron named him as Doug McDermott?

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@realnorireed He may be soulless but he looks flawless 💄

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“I was never particularly cool & lately, I have been noticing ‘oh yeah, I am simply not young anymore & I never will be again’ & there’s also a freedom in being out of the young years where it’s just, like, you kinda get to just wear more comfortable shoes” 🎯@Remember_Sarah

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We’re ready to beat the Bison! #GoJays

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@communiess @pattonoswalt @pommyrantz This episode inspired me to go to nursing school 🩺 (ok, not really, but I did eventually do that)

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

We swear we’re excited 🤪 #GoJays

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It’s strange to watch this knowing how much Vivian and Bill hated each other… but oh how Desi loved Lucy ❤️

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

Season 11 premiere and Jessica is absolutely slaying in this jacket 🔥

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I’ve decided my newest binge is going to be Murder, She Wrote

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

The woman can pull off purple better than anyone 👑

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

I’d consult @RyanMarino to see what I should bring as a side dish ☠️

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

@LyssaKayAdams Months ago, your book Crazy Stupid Bromance inspired me to reach out to the Nat’l Kidney Registry to take steps towards becoming a donor! I completed the work-ups but my high fasting blood sugar (pre-diabetic) deemed me too risky. Thank you for the inspiration!

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

@diannaeanderson And quite a few fans on Twitter, despite its hellscape!

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@FortuneFeimster @caitlinpeluffo Never have I ever been bummed to have Taylor Swift tickets for tonight 😭

[Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013]

Why must a college graduate who chose to forgo becoming a farmer be responsible for paying farm subsidies?

[Eliz Perks @eperks813]

@diannaeanderson Someone in your mentions better fill out an application for a radiology technician program!