Emery

peruvian puff peppers | MSU '19

[Emery @eperuski05]

Probably on my way to McDonald's https://t.co/Ue968lKMEO

[David Harns @DavidHarns]

Where'd she go?

[Hen @hennny11]

Wow. Just wow.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Valentine’s Day got me like.......

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

I DONT NEED NO EDUCATION INTERNET’S MY FAVORITE TEACHER

[Emery @eperuski05]

@aasanchez14 @SheeeRatchet @theydidthemath U can tweet at me but u can't hang out w me when I'm in town thats awesome

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

We have made history guys. Thank you™️ https://t.co/Km2Mxx4QF3

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

I was sad until I automatically connected to the local McDonald’s WiFi, then I was ~extra~ sad.

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

Do whatever the hell u want. be a plumber

[Emery @eperuski05]

I logged my meals this past week and am proud to say that almost half of all my calories came from canned frosting

[🌵 ✰ tyler ✰ 🌵 @wreckemty]

Hot 100, 10 years ago this week:

1. Flo Rida "Low"
2. Alicia Keys "No One"
3. Timbo "Apologize"
4. Chris Brown "Kiss Kiss"
5. Fergie "Clumsy"
6. Chris Brown "With You"
7. Finger Eleven "Paralyzer"
8. Colbie Caillat "Bubbly"
9. Jordin Sparks "Tattoo"
10. Sean K. "Take You There"

[lainie beth @lainieebethh]

stress level: spongebob trying to remember his name after he wipes his memory of everything except fine dining

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Love is cool but have you ever had a hangover be way less than you expected?

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

yea cool her ass fat but is she nice

[Quinn Murphy -find me at [email protected] @qh_murphy]

Quick note: your brutal honesty? Ain't nobody asking for that.

Where is you clever honesty? Your compassionate honesty? Your insightful honesty? Uplifting? Poetic? Empowering?

Take your brutal honesty and go sit in the back with all the devil's advocates.

[luke lael ᗢ @laelluke]

"Tanning is bad for you"

Yeah so is downing a fifth of svedka every weekend to "heal the pain" but nobody is calling you out, Becky.