Eli

are you stupid or are you dumb?

[. @playboicarti]

YE STFU

[Eli @epgibs]

@MorgothsReview Focusing on the soundtrack while ignoring the whole video is hilarious

[Eli @epgibs]

@imteezus @GlobeEyeNews You’ve got a point there 50% off all drinks during happy hour should garner more tourism honestly

[Eli @epgibs]

@TameeOliveFern I guess the goodie bags do cancel out the 400+ days being held hostage

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

remember those And1 shirts with the faceless guy on there and it’d say something like “Go to church. Pray you don’t guard me” or whatever

i hope those make a comeback soon

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[Eli @epgibs]

@Mohsin_o2 Great job!

[brendandunne @brendandunne]

NYPD officer escorting Luigi Mangione really looked at himself in the mirror this morning like "I gotta do it to em" and pulled up to the perp walk in Off-White Air Jordan 5s.

[Eli @epgibs]

My dad really finished college and said welp, this is enough music to last me the rest of my life, I’ll never look for new music again

[Eli @epgibs]

Ice spice definitely a top 3 spice girl

[Eli @epgibs]

Fixing your inside out socks gotta be the most woated part of doing laundry

[Eli @epgibs]

If you post a picture of something, then make a statement that’s supposedly related to the picture, it must be true

[Eli @epgibs]

@AstaJedi Not saying that everything israel does is perfect. When you talk about all the things israel has done that isn’t reported or televised, how are you hearing about those things? Have you been to israel/Gaza/the West Bank? Do you have family there?

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

How an Israel music festival turned into a 'massacre' after Hamas attack https://t.co/ebhLSbuPdK

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 BREAKING: Israel has declared a “state of war”

[emanuel @poppychampu]

You know how Gatsby used to throw extravagant parties in the hopes Daisy might see from across the lake?

[TheVendaGuy @TheVendaGuy]

If he can do this then what’s stopping him from learning how not to poop his pants

[Eli @epgibs]

@allie_copeland Ya