[NHS UK] We've released an NHS App which you can use to centralise your health! Please sign up and use it
[Me] Oh great! So it'll be one app between my GP and hospitals etc?
[NHS UK] Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no it'll be several and they won't speak to each other
the trick is to have a watchlist so large that you cant remember anything other than that at some point you thought it was either so good or so bad that you just had to watch it