e. philly

handclap enthusiast. ▧ married to @juyyles ▧ my songs are streaming everywhere — find ‘em here ↓↓↓

[e. philly @ephilly_]

keep waking up.

[e. philly @ephilly_]

#cliqueart @twentyonepilots @blurryface

[e. philly @ephilly_]

@KEONSEAST that probably explains this lyric then

[e. philly @ephilly_]

hey @tylerrjoseph can you shine a light on this lyric? just hungry or?

[e. philly @ephilly_]

my first attempt at #cliqueart @tylerrjoseph @twentyonepilots @blurryface @KEONSEAST

[e. philly @ephilly_]

we need a @Ticketmaster boycott like yesterday.

[e. philly @ephilly_]

@theryancheney manchester & dougherty ferry. all fiesta, no misses.

[e. philly @ephilly_]

no but i really do. he just wants a big ol hug

[Wow Terrifying @RikeshK28597982]

Good luck trying to out run a bear! You really don't want to see this running towards you. 😱 https://t.co/MuJeBJj4RL

[e. philly @ephilly_]

every year around this time i’m reminded of the last time i went to get an eye exam in March 2020. i made so many jokes about how “my vision is 2020 too—this must be my year!” and then the rest of March happened.

[e. philly @ephilly_]

why is brandon holding the family puke bowl

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Just a few finishing touches! Hope you and your loved ones are having a great Christmas Eve.

[e. philly @ephilly_]

my wife just gave me the most incredible handmade early christmas present. #ITYSL

[e. philly @ephilly_]

@MjSound599 @JoshuaLawrenc_ this makes me beyond happy. 💀🪱💵

[Donovan Woods @DonovanWoods]

The incoming weather coupled with the normal recycling bin capacity issues associated with Christmas has got me running at dad alert level 9.5

[e. philly @ephilly_]

*go bankrupt* this holiday season at Panera™!

[e. philly @ephilly_]

it’s giving…tuesday

[e. philly @ephilly_]

stores that don’t accept tap to pay 🤡

[e. philly @ephilly_]

if twitter goes down for good i’m going back to foursquare so i can be the mayor of various places around town again

[e. philly @ephilly_]

your?? YOUR??!!

[e. philly @ephilly_]

camping update: i just hissed at a squirrel

[e. philly @ephilly_]

y’all ever realize elmo’s pronouns are just elmo/elmo