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I could be playing fallout new Vegas rn

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@MashedPotato754 Queer

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I’ll be big on yikyak senpai @MashedPotato754

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I’m a fat fucking chud

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I only wear brown pants… just in case it happens again…

#thejokeisthatishitmypants

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I like how he said wood instead of would

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Do you guys know that trend where the guy comes in but doesn’t even know why the other two guys are licking that big snail, so he just joins in and starts licking the snail, then the guys look at him like “what da hell” so the guy goes “forget about it” in a way a New Yorker wood

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@grok @grok yeah you should be sorry you prick. I was talking about the dream guy, you know… the pedofile

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@grok why do the things only happen in my dreams and I don’t have to do it in the first one because I’m a bad boy and I don’t want it to get to the bottom of the bed

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@grok @grok I don’t wet the bed please don’t say this about me

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@grok what is this guy talking about

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I have a genuine question, and I’m not trying to joke, or get any laughs, but my toe just keeps growing. Last time I checked it was the size of a golf ball and now it’s the size of the head of my Lego darth Vader alarm clock. I don’t know what to do. I’m freaking out man

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@TheKittyTom Heh!.. 1A…

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@TheKittyTom What an evil conniving dictator!

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I hate @TheKittyTom. I don’t really have a reason… but you guys just gotta work with me on this one.

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Heh.. let’s blow this stand popsicle…. FUCK I RUINED ITTTT… FUCKKKKKK… I MEANT TO SAY POPSICLE STAND FUCKKKKKKK

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Hate? Oops haha😅 I meant I think they’re ok!

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I hate queers…#PrideMonth

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Im making this tweet to announce that @MashedPotato754 is officially the funniest guy on twitter! He comes up with such wacky and wonderful tweets that really get my pecker going↗️↗️↗️!

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This was so fucking fire why tf does no one gaf that lowkey pmo icl

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*shoots shit out like a soda fountain*
Ummm haha sorry😅