Emma L

Borders lass. Trekkie. Survivor of DV. Fighting EC. (PFP: Me COV: Janek, Jinx and Pepsi)

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

Bought CSI:NY from CEX online and I went to start my mini binge to find that there were ZERO disks in the entire box set. I am fucking livid. Who does that??? Who sells empty boxes? Complaint has been filed but Jesus Christ! My night is ruined. Fkn scam artists.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

To say my heart is broken is an understatement. I’m completely destroyed. I thought I could salvage some sort of friendship but nope. I’m hurting so bad right now but I can get through this, it’ll just take some time. I’ve got my family & my 2 best friends by my side ❤️‍🩹

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

If random road users are going to drive dangerously in front of me, & I mean swerving into the opposite lane repeatedly, I will pass you as soon as it’s safe to. Even if you’re doing the limit on country roads, I will not be part of an accident because you can’t drive!

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

Happy international women’s day! And happy birthday to myself lol. 34 now. Found grey hairs the other day. I’m embracing it, but I do plan on dying my hair black at some point (planned to months ago but couldn’t). But anyway, having a Scary Movie marathon ✌🏻

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

The man who read it is, and always will be, my favourite… 🩶

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

I would love to go back and hear Of Mice and Men being read to me again. I love that book and the film was brilliantly made.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@Tesco I’m trying to verify my number and authenticate my clubcard but I’m not receiving the codes via text at all. Been trying for 2 days. Number is correct so I don’t know what the issue is… Please advise.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@evricrewUK

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@SportsDirectUK Evri have had my parcel at the delivery depot for over 2 weeks now. Any chance you could find out what’s happening please?

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@HumansNoContext 2 pairs of scissors?

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

Had the most bizarre dream. Something happened to a friend so I decided to grab my car from outside my first flat to drive them to hospital. I had to use Google maps to find it for some reason, even though it was a 2 minute walk from where I was. I couldn’t type it in.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@idkwahatimdoing Me hoping it means they met in 1999 and married in 2009…

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@Jacksepticeye If you really think about it, and I mean REALLY think about it, you’re absolutely right. The logic is sound.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

This is the world we live in now. Barbaric.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This scene pretty much sums up this generation

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@FedExHelp my package coming from the US to the UK has been stuck at the Fort Worth hub since the 28th. The delivery is scheduled for tomorrow (May 6th), is my package stuck? I don’t see that happening if it hasn’t even left the US.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@UPS_UK hi, I missed a delivery at my soon to be old address and I went to get the card so I can redirect it to my new address but there wasn’t any card left. So I can’t redirect it via the site.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

“I know I ain’t reading that,” - me when my bank emails me about changes to terms and conditions.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@BootsHelp Placed an order last week, I’ve only received one product. Expected delivery date was 28th. Royal Mail doesn’t have the rest. Is it lost?

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

Withdrew money from an RBS ATM yesterday. I cleared out my purse (I had a lot of 5p coins). I smell a familiar scent. I picked up the notes from the ATM and find that one of them stinks of cannabis, like really strong. Now my other notes have absorbed the smell. I hate weed ffs.

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

@AmazonHelp Why wasn’t my delivery left in the usual place? Never had issues with items being left by the door until now. I’m so disappointed because I needed that stuff today!!!!

[Emma L @EpicFaille]

Today I said goodbye to this beautiful girl. She brought me so much love, chaos and happiness.

It was sudden and unexpected. She was absolutely fine, her usual spicy self. Then out of nowhere she began to deteriorate. She was 11.

Pepsi and I will miss you, Queen Smokey 🤎