Vasian

Elect your local socialist

[Pubity @pubity]

A novice pilot in Argentina was forced to land a plane on her own after her instructor suddenly jumped out with no parachute, telling her "you know what to do".

She landed safely, but the instructor didn't survive.

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

the one juror on the kirk trial who's gonna convince the other jurors that israel did it

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@PlayStationHK HOW CAN I BUT A DIGITAL VERSION? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?? 😥

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@stags4th @hasanthehun Having your first reference be fox entertainment news should get you laughed out the building

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@elmo Can elmo give mr christian a hug

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

Saw Mitch McConnell at the hospital vending machine fully erect

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@Airavibes_ Live beheading, minceraft playthough

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@hasanthehun Um how did he consent? May we see proof

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@OvOBrezzzy Im not subscribing to Paramount+ to watch one movie

[lombo @JanktoBarak]

If I was a footballer, I would just learn the most random sentences in the languages of my opponents in perfect accent. Whispering "I am quite fond of chamomile tea" to Haaland in perfect Norwegian would break his concentration more than any defending you could do...

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@_claypot Portal 2

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

RT IF YOU WANNA SEE RONALDO CRY

[Cyrus Smith @CoolCyWrites]

Norway made youth sports free 40 years ago and just made the quarters for the first time ever. Probably not a coincidence.

[Alex 🇿🇦🇳🇴🇨🇮🇨🇩 @alexfrco]

Rodri freed from the emotional toll of pretending to like Bernardo Silva 😭 must be the ultimate sense of relief

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@GWAMtweets This is why we need to take the mic away from women

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@brndxix Std jungle juice

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@ErlingRoIe Stick to fan cam edits of erlingsan if you dont understand the game

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@hannahafcc Wave if depression hit when I thought of Trossard

[Vasian @EpicFailure46]

@esjesjesj It was take 1 before they redid it and got it right on take 6

[TUCKER @JERICHO]

There’s the USMNT I know lmao. Just awful.