Alexander Carapinha

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@sluttygrlprobs @MalisaXox that explains a lot.

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@311Toronto Bus Stop broken glass at Runnymede & St. John's south of Dundas

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

Points whore

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@TheUrbanSlangs @MalisaXox

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@MalisaXox her armpits smell so bad.

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@MalisaXox says you.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"You know what it is boy" https://t.co/qb9wLTEEaS

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bro wisdom

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@MalisaXox it's probably because you're there;)

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

Thanks to the person who smashed my window last night. I truly feel the love, and appreciate what you did for me ❤️

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Never ever forget http://t.co/iU4uwzKdFr

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote? I don't understand the correlation.

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@MalisaXox #blessed 🙏

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

Had an amazing day with my cutie at Niagara Falls @MalisaXox

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Real bros don't hook up with your ex.

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@CauseWereGuys @MalisaXox

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Back scratches from a girl with long nails >>>

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bros before hoes.

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

I'm so confused right now. I don't even know what I want anymore.

[Alexander Carapinha @epicfailureac]

@MalisaXox you didn't beat my on shit! Stfu!