Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow

I'm just looking.

[Patriotic Crusader ✞ @armour_of_truth]

Americans: We can’t afford gas, groceries, or rent!

Trump: Best I can do is change the names of shit.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP RENAMES SUN TO "STAR OF AMERICA"

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@chrissymariess Yeah, I instantly distrust anyone who compliments how I look. I know what I look like, so I know you're up to something.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@Cheyenneswenson Smoking. I know lots of people are into it and no judgement, but the smell is a complete turnoff for me.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@ms_amerie_jayne Crap, the one time my strategy of "impress her with my sterling silver dildo collection" fails.

[Renee Libby @ReneeLibby95084]

The worst part of the last 10 years really isn't Trump.

It's realizing how many people are just like him.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@Cheyenneswenson That she's blonde. Then I remember I'm ugly and go back to what I was doing.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@life_lightofmen @Badhombre @life_lightofmen You lost the argument then shut down replies. Typical conservative bullshit. I can't wait for the revolution.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@life_lightofmen @Badhombre Sigh. You're still beating this dead horse of yours. I'll use small words so you understand:

Kill Americans: Crime.
Killer of Americans: Enemy.
Refuse to integrate: Not crime. Not enemy.
Have opinion about country you don't like: Not crime. Not enemy.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@life_lightofmen @Badhombre You give the Amish an indefinite pass on integrating, but Muslims have to integrate NOW? You give the Confederacy a pass on *actual killing*, but Muslim citizens must agree with you politically or get denaturalized?

Self-deport yourself.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@life_lightofmen @Badhombre Incorrect, *again*. Revocation of citizenship of known enemies is the very topic at hand. I've once again presented you with a concrete example to back my arguments. This time, proven enemies who killed US soldiers and civilians, and you are trying to wave it off.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@LeanneLove69 I'm glad your dad is loving and present; cherish it. Mine was loving, but no longer present.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@life_lightofmen @Badhombre Or is this what it clearly looks like: yet another racist, xenophobic movement playing dress-up in liberty's clothes?

Delete your account.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@life_lightofmen @Badhombre So, @life_lightofmen, if you're serious about revoking citizenship for "people who want to destroy us", can I count on your support for posthumously revoking the citizenship of the leaders of the CSA, who were responsible for 360,000 US military casualties?

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@baseballchickie A well-rounded body of knowledge

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@CynicalPublius Leftist here. Anyone who wears a cross and supports the current administration's treatment of immigrants is guilty of the same logical fallacy as the person whose car you've posted here.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@life_lightofmen That's a lot of typing that doesn't admit you were wrong. Try again.

[Comrade Phineas T. Shitshow @epicsauce14]

@realBrandonGill I remember when American power was cooperation, not the vapid ramblings of a petty orange tyrant.