Epic Smith

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Native American
Line Cook
D&D, Warhammer 40k, Anime, Comics, Cartoons, Memes, and so much more
Friend Code SW 1017 9030 2548

[Pete Oxenham @peteoxenham]

holy crap, it’s beautiful

he deslopped amazon

[VAL @ValerieNoName]

so many people i feel ruin the game for themselves by getting upset at the most trivial things. to the point where even when they're winning they're miserable.

[VAL @ValerieNoName]

i will never understand people who get salty playing magic.
i get it if you're losing to the same deck 10 times in a row.
but otherwise, it's a game.
it's supposed to be fun. let yourself have fun. this game is beautiful, especially when things aren't in your favor.

[divya venn @divya_venn]

i could never have articulated this but damn have i felt it

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

As an autistic person, for me, masking has never been about pleasing people. It has been about keeping myself safe from the consequences of displeasing people.

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

[Reevie @reevierat]

light bringer??

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I didn’t conceive of the fact that they were allowed to just use Nirvana songs for anime openings to be honest

[Danny @Dannynn__]

Reminder that @jimmypop is a true lyrical genius.

"I'm not black like Barry White, no,
I am white like Frank Black is.
So, if man is 5 and the devil is 6, then that must make me 7...
This honkey's gone to heaven"

[Turtelpod @ThrasiosPassios]

cEDH games are spiritually reddit. Every stack looks like: Oh you cast a spell? I’m gonna need my upvote. Oh, you got upvoted? Yeah, I like this guys wife too. Oh you like this guys wife? Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

does anyone else feel 'touch deprived?'
and im not talking about touching in a sexual way but simple platonic gestures like hugs, having someone play with your hair, resting your head on someone's shoulders and so on. no one prepared me for how lonely adult friendships really are

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Sometimes I imagine Hunter Biden in his crack era terrorising his father like Bam Margera terrorises Phil in Jackass

[๑FlipeArt!✪ 🇧🇷 🎸 🍉 @FlipeArt2]

THAT BALD MF ACTUALLY CRACKED ROUGE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

[ana୭ @stloas]

every character is repressed bro rebrand it to the amazing digital closet

[Omni Collector 🔜 AnimeNYC @omnicollector]

Honestly I’m never bothered by any localized names. After over 20 years reading this series they’ve long become just another part of the experience… but I would have probably died laughing if they just did “Dimes 4 Crimes” and called it a day.

[Paul McNiel @pbdmcniel]

My dad gave me a piece of advice that has served me well: never make a comment about, or a play on someone's name. You will never impress them. You will only sink in their esteem.

I met an old guy named John Lennon once, shook his hand and said "good to meet you Mr. Lennon." You could see the respect and joy at not hearing yet another damned comment about his name.

Thanks dad.

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

If this isn’t a forgery it’s gotta be one of the rarest pieces of cartoon history in living memory. Possibly one-of-a-kind by now.

[Nex @NexThe7th]

I respect that this a fairly decent localisation choice that allows the original D4C acronym to work, and yet I will still lament the loss of Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price because it’s so damn funny

[Xepher Arcade @XepherArcade]

One piece will never be the same.

[Cory @jupiterbrandos]

Newer Commander players don't realize that, in the Before Times, we'd get new, novel ways to play Magic all the time. Planechase, Archenemy, Momir, that one board game I'm forgetting

Now it is only Commander. Forever. We are no longer encouraged to find new ways to play Magic