Diego Garcia😵‍💫

eternally in a state of disarray | GC🦎❤️

[LaughingstockX @Laughingreal]

How does it feel to type your email and password with the TV remote.

[Diego Garcia😵‍💫 @epicsquidhours]

My screen time has been significantly higher since I moved back home

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

This is the AI that will be taking your job

[Diego Garcia😵‍💫 @epicsquidhours]

Like wdym your power imbalance situationship never chose you and then left you to raise her child I would have been mad as fuck

[Diego Garcia😵‍💫 @epicsquidhours]

Every 8 months I do a sit down binge rewatch of Steven Universe, and every year I think of just how fucking depressing it must be to be Pearl

[culture @notgwendalupe]

when i say i have to lock tf in, this is what i mean

[Diego Garcia😵‍💫 @epicsquidhours]

melon is so good until it starts to taste like that

[Pop Base @PopBase]

100 years ago, the first natural-color undersea photographs were taken.

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

i hate when you schedule an uber and they arrive 10 minutes early and the app is like HES HERE GO GO GO UR GONNA BE LATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HES HERE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

real as fuck

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is 7/11.

[Diego Garcia😵‍💫 @epicsquidhours]

got into USC for my master’s :’)

[spongebob's booty 🍭 @loserpartyy]

No I'm not celebrating July 4. I'm celebrating July 14 because that's spongebob's birthday and that's more important

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

no because it really is THIS hot

[kd @kdlovrr]

when i’m mad at my mother but i lowkey still need her

[santos 🇲🇽 @svntsimo]

suddenly every gay has méxico jersey and loves soccer