sofia😡

opinions are not my own they are stolen from the deep state

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

mormon lookin ass i would not swipe right

[views @viewsceo]

Clavicular is going VIRAL after showing off his new look following 11 surgeries 😳

Before vs After

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

there’s a cheaper way to get one of these i watched a tutorial on it last week

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

No need to Knick a basket!

We are giving away five orange and blue litter baskets! These are the real deal.

Want a chance to win one? Enter here: https://t.co/uXMcKVm2Rt

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

putting on fake tan during a heatwave because it’s dangerous to be outside. bruv it’s fukcing june allow it

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

wow today is 26/26/26

[⛸️ @icepirnce]

‘iphone will continue charging when it returns to a normal temperature’ when’s that then??? november?????

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Magnum isn’t an ice lolly it’s an ice cream this country has gone to the dogs

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

yea she deserved to be fired

[Complex @Complex]

A JPMorgan Chase executive was fired after a viral video showed her dumping trash out of a Knicks-themed public trash can and taking the can during the Knicks championship parade in New York City.

🎥:mel_aston

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

the replies r full of americans assuming she’s talking about usd oh my god can we ban them

[emm. @roguebaguette]

bruh. the devil tried and failed. I forgot to cancel my linkedin premium trial. they tried to take 850k from my account but God said no

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

crying bc there are so many posts

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Are you all okay??? @DoorDash stop tagging me in these soccer posts

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

yes this also and men who prefer shaved puss just give paedophile all im sayin

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

i hate seeing toes everywhere and now i live in barcelona i see toes everywhere. i think it’s from my london upbringing

[🫀 @_Bukss]

idk what it is, I feel weird wearing flip flops showing toes in London 😂

[ㅎㅅㅎ @dlofacs]

icl i code switch online cause i cant be saying u lot on the internet

[ayo @ayofromthedead]

Not into people calling every little thing "performative" but this wired headphones resurgence is reaching this

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

sorry guys about the uber tweets but am raging and apparently blasting them on here is the only way to get their attention

[sofia😡 @epicthot]

Hey @Uber this is the third time reaching out about the money you have stolen from my bank account since December. Your support staff are useless and cannot read a message.

You have been stealing money for an uber one membership from my bank account since December. Cancel it.

[emma ★ @rinasnights]

how do i serve england fan in a cute queer way and not in a racist reform way

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(