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[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

This dog ran outside excited as hell and the LAPD shot and killed it. You don’t hate police enough.

[🪼. @hoeswilinbro]

Hoodwinked is literally the best movie ever made on a gas station budget

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Tuxedo @kevsack]

Kill us all

[Me @KirkWrites79]

This is nasty. A lot of comedians are awful people. Teachers don't make minimum wage. They are underpaid and have to deal with bad kids and dumb ass parents like him.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[bee 🌸 @awwabee]

i’m gonna see my boys again :((((

[wainer @epicwainer]

this is actually depressing

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Dr. Miami reveals the changes he'll make to perfect Clavicular's nose

"Nobody on earth is perfectly symmetrical. Everybody is slightly asymmetrical. Nostrils are like sisters or brothers, they're not identical twins. Your left nostril is slightly wider than your right nostril. Both of them are just slightly wide by beauty standards"

"What I'm going to do this morning is take in a tiny bit of the nostril over here, a little more on this side than that side. Just a tiny bit, to bring them closer together and get us as close as we can to what people would consider the perfect beauty standard"

[Ybg Dong @femboxd]

This is fucking disgusting

[✨amanda✨ @luvu2golka]

again what the fuck are we doing?? if you invite this shit into your home you are an idiot

[Reezy Miller @Trixie_Boo]

I now believe this man is deeply, utterly stupid. Human intelligence isn’t just about processing data, or regurgitating facts. It’s the ability to reason, create and feel.

Honestly, I’m sick of these fucking robotic dickheads. Burn it all down 🔥

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[AquaticFlapper🍉🐟🦖🦜🧜🏼‍♀️🧜🏾‍♂️(Mermaid Arc) @AquaticFlapper]

It hasn’t in-fact majority of the current right supports destroying it.

[TSwany @TSwanyIRL]

he pisses me off so bad this video came to me in a vision and I had to make it

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[Bekaloo 🤡 @bekaloo]

out of touch, every single person I’ve ever been in a car with when passing cows have pointed out the cows and we all looked.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

This is my wife’s hometown, population less than 75,000. There's a beautiful Holiday Inn we stay at when we visit. Over 5 unique Starbucks locations. Has 9 strip malls you can visit and get pretty much anything you want. Has a Chili's and a Mexican restaurant. No walkable areas at all. You need a car here. Walmart on the edge of town.

Small towns like this are the backbone of America.

[Genevieve Updates 🚨 @GenevieveUpds]

🚨 | Ozzy has been voted out of #Survivor50 with a Boomerang Idol in his pocket, meaning Genevieve will begin her 3rd season with an idol!

[Rizo (RizGod) Velovic Updates 🚨 @Rizgodbase]

And now it can boomerang back to Genevieve #Survivor50