Erin

she/her/hers

I like going on adventures, but I also like sitting on the couch.

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

So who's the #CarolinaPanthers gonna choose as the first pick of the 2025 NFL draft?

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

My three-year-old just ate 4 grapes for dinner and said he was full, then proceeded to eat an entire Costco hotdog an hour later.

#preschoolers #kidsareweird

[Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD]

The party that elevates Kyle Rittenhouse, a 17 yr old killer, & tears down Gus Walz, a 17 yr old with special needs who loves his dad, is a party that needs to be lit on fire & thrown in the dumpster & plunged into the deepest depths of the ocean never to be seen again.

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

I expect nothing less than Beyonce singing Single Ladies alongside George W. Bush and Mike Pence dancing with her, then ending with Melania coming out wearing blue and yelling "I'm getting a divorce". #DNCConvention2024

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

Then Mike Pence comes out of the shadows to do the Missy Elliott outro. #DNCConvention2024

[Matthew @fantasmatt]

Or all four, and they’re performing lady marmalade

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

"Donald Trump and JD Vance? Shoot, I wouldn't trust them to move my couch." -Elizabeth Warren #DNCConvention2024

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

I love Elizabeth Warren. Watching her cry at this standing ovation is making me cry. #DNCConvention2024

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

All I want at the #DNCConvention2024 is for Mike Pence to walk on the stage, say "man, f--- that guy", and then walk off. #HarrisWalz24

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

Tim Walz reminds us that there's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for. #DemConvention2024 #HarrisWalz2024

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

Reminder that the children of Sandy Hook would be voting age this year.

Vote for the candidate who believes assault weapons should be banned. Vote for the candidate who thinks children should be safe going to whatever school they go to.

#Kamala4President2024

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

I absolutely love how the DNC is making us feel pride in being American again. True, we aren't perfect by any stretch, but we are a nation of beautiful diversity in so many different ways, and that is what we should celebrate. #DNC2024CHICAGO

[mimi @mariasrainer]

the two hottest things a man can do: be antifa and obsessed with his wife

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

Stop threatening me with a good time.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

“Let’s assume our worst nightmare—the Democrats get the White House, the House, the Senate. The first thing they’ll do is get rid of the filibuster, and you’ll have two new states: D.C., Puerto Rico. That’s four new Democratic senators in perpetuity.”

- Mitch McConnell

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

The people who can't understand that Kamala is half-Black and half-Indian are the same ones who say they're 42% German, 36% Swedish, 12% Scotch-Irish, 9% Belgian, & 1% Cherokee, then claim they're actually Native because one of their ancestors from the 1700s was. #Kamala2024

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

@NBCOlympics I'm extremely disappointed at how this is dragged out. Some of us work during the day. Why are we still on event 3 after 2 hours for a TAPED event? The men's (with 6 events) was finished by 10pm.

Do better and have more respect.

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

NBC, I'd appreciate it if you respected those of us who have to work during the day and stop dragging out this gymnastics finale. There are those of us who can't watch live but need to go to bed so we can work in the morning. #nbc #OlympicGames

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Democrats should introduce a gun control bill called the "The Donald Trump safety and gun control bill" and make republicans vote against it.

[Erin @EpigramsOfErin]

Trump over here getting shot by Ralphie's Red Rider BB gun...