Alexis Wobser

Wear red lipstick, eat your vegetables, and don’t let boys be mean to you. #TUAlum

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@Peanut_1andOnly I binged the second season within two days of it being released 😂

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Alright, fine. I’ll watch The Legend of Vox Machina again.

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The way all the members of my dnd party have been super secretive with each other and last night we just got drunk and played “what the fuck is up with that?” where whoever rolled highest could ask any question they wanted to 😂 pure chaos

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*goes to the gym with Jonah and Dylan ONCE*
Me, every 5 minutes: “am I thick yet?”

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When I stop living my life in survival mode, it’s over for you bitches

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My child is 5 years old and currently watching a streamer play Luigi’s Mansion like it’s a tv show 😅 he gets it from his mom

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Eleven. More. Days.

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Tonight I cried because Jonah’s been gone for 2.5 weeks and we still have another 2.5 weeks left before he’s home. Who tf is this soft ass bitch in the mirror 🥲

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This shit kills me every time 😂

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One week down, four more to go 🥲💔

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I never thought I’d find someone that loves me in that Gomez Addams type of love, but now that I have I’m literally not giving this shit up 🖤

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I’ve got one question for Salt Lake City… why’s there’s so many people just walking around in suits?

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I wish I could record every time my boss sits in my office and plays with random things on my desk 😂

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To anyone who saw me strolling into work a half hour late with iced coffee and a heating pad… mind your business.

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Employers don’t understand how not offering parental leave can hurt them and lose good employees. I’m EXTREMELY happy and successful in my position and still considered applying to this other company that offers 4 paid months for parental leave.

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@mindymariemays 😂 no I know!!! My body still goes 😬😂

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@mindymariemays I’m so happy for you! I have a trauma response every time I read this name, but I’m happy for you! 😂❤️

[Alexis Wobser @epilexii]

I did shots for the first time this weekend since having my son almost FIVE YEARS AGO and I feel like it awoke something in me that was locked away. I have the urge to make a man cry. Fight a stranger. I thought I changed.