🌿 Halmarut 🌿

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#FFXIVRP

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@TheManyMeteia Perhaps I can assist:

1) Porcelain Doll Pink Pumpkin
2) Jarrahdale Pumpkin
3) Queensland Blue Pumpkin
4) Purple Pumpkin Chilli (not technically a pumpkin, I know, but)

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

It is always a good day when new concepts arrive for initial evaluation.

Our littlest research assistant is especially enthusiastic; we are attempting to explain to him that whether or not a plant tastes good is not the *sole* focus of said assessment, but he remains unconvinced

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

Oh she definitely can.

[Lahabrea the Creator @PridefulStachti]

I need everyone to appreciate my wife, @iggeyorhm. She’s wonderful and can probably snap me in half if she wanted to. That is all.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

My various babies are somewhat disappointed at the lack of Total Eclipse Of The Sun on this 23rd day of the month but are happy to be fed despite that.

(Fortune / Fame / Love / Money / Instant Acclaim / Cheap Thrills / Fancy Condos not guaranteed)

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

// Gorgeous!

[- The Emissary, Elidibus ❈ @HeartOfJudgment]

//And here it is, a thread of the completed room. I'm sure Papa Halmarut would be proud of his kid's room

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@HeartOfJudgment Exactly. A vital part of the ecosystem.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

Sounds legit.

[Jizelle’s Bevy of Beautiful Babes @JizelleGrey]

@Erichwarder Ancients thought process

Snacks- unnecessary and potentially harmful to our stat

Walking plant the vomits putrid acid- absolutely essential to the future of our star

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@PridefulStachti It's... not impossible, I suppose? Where was it?

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

Hmm?

[Lahabrea the Creator @PridefulStachti]

I think Halmarut needs to get that familiar checked out. I’m kind of worried.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@HeartOfJudgment Did it? What an odd happenstance.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

... I'm saying nothing 🌿

[- The Emissary, Elidibus ❈ @HeartOfJudgment]

Lahabrea is a man of many secrets...

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@HeartOfJudgment I don't see why 𝘯𝘰𝘵... such things were never my 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 forte but, well, that's the joy of collaboration, isn't it?

Some sort of invisible watchdog, then.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

I mean, yes, I suppose we certainly 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 invest in traditional 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴, if you wanted to be terribly dull about it...

[- The Emissary, Elidibus ❈ @HeartOfJudgment]

Perhaps, we as a convocation, should invest in new locks….

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@UserNamedTressa Currently? A blend of milk oolong, hibiscus and rosehip with blackcurrant leaf. It tastes 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 like rice pudding with jam. Delightful.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

Having been part of this X thing for approximately five minutes, one can't help but conclude that you'd all be far happier if you spent less time scrolling here and more time considering the merits of plants.

Regardless: hello, world. This is Halmarut🌱

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@HeartOfJudgment Well, that's simple enough. What else?

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@UserNamedTressa I *am* very fond of tea, it's true.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@PridefulStachti Such that it only injures those foolish enough to grasp it? I like it!

I have missed collaborating with you terribly, you know.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@PridefulStachti I mean, morbols are all well and good, but I find there's a certain inelegance to the constructs of one's youth, don't you?

Now, if we were to refine the concept, rather than having it vomit every malaise known to mankind in a single strike... then we might be onto something🌿

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@HeartOfJudgment The existing seedkin are a solid enough start, but I think between us we can definitely improve upon them.

[🌿 Halmarut 🌿 @epiphronds]

@HeartOfJudgment [Something about isolation and a younger host seems to have eroded at least a little of their sense of decorum; no doubt it will return in time. They return a bow of their own]

And it is my pleasure to teach.