Epitrope

My cookies are not your cookies. I am an all around Fancy Fancy Lady. Duck butts.

[Epitrope @epitrope]

Don't lend cats money.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"JOB DESCRIPTION: To be a Woman, you’ll have to spend 97% of your mental and emotional energy making yourself small enough to not be a burden." https://t.co/jtOOOroYjE

[Epitrope @epitrope]

Got a little over zealous making lunch and ended up with guacamole toast. How will I afford housing now?

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

in 1988, Front 242 asked anton corbijn to direct the video for their song Headhunter. it wasn't until the band got the finished video back that they realized Corbijn thought they said Egghunter, so the video is full of eggs

[Epitrope @epitrope]

@Hollyw00dz__ Just a bunch of dudes hanging out being guys all normal like

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Give the child who wrote this the Poet Laureate

[Epitrope @epitrope]

In resume speak this is called a "self starter."

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I take Stranger Danger so seriously that I would rather spend more time money to master a skill than risk having to talk to someone I do not know.

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@J_Schneider It’s also great on icecream

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@Hollyw00dz__ Kaido has a LinkedIn?

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@little_calcifer This is my step cat

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@Hollyw00dz__

[Epitrope @epitrope]

After a careful month of observation, I still don't know if my cat is deaf or just a bitch.

[Epitrope @epitrope]

@Hollyw00dz__

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

[Epitrope @epitrope]

You never have to replace your brita filter if you never remember to fill it to begin with.

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@Hollyw00dz__ member berries

[Epitrope @epitrope]

Figuring out the fastest way to do my job so I can slack off more has had the undesired effect of making me look like a hard worker and I don’t know how to make that go away now.

[Epitrope @epitrope]

But why does she look so much like Bobby flay tho.