josh

the guy who did that thing | full time dad joke teller | Schrödinger's Twink |

[josh @epixplaysftw]

hello, I am josh, we pimp chimpin or smth idk I just post here

you will see here a collection of random thoughts and whatever comes outta this silly brain of mine

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.

[josh @epixplaysftw]

i would rather be told I am disliked by the disliker rather than a third party

[josh @epixplaysftw]

@granabam yea

[josh @epixplaysftw]

+1

[josh @epixplaysftw]

all women want to do is steal my pets

[josh @epixplaysftw]

another woman has threatened to steal my pets

[josh @epixplaysftw]

all women want to do is steal my pets

[Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra]

Do some homework before you make a fool of yourself.
My dad LOATHED trump.

[josh @epixplaysftw]

this has once more been proven.

[josh @epixplaysftw]

all women want to do is steal my pets

[josh @epixplaysftw]

I thought it was funny cus yeah

[josh @epixplaysftw]

when your arm is interlinked with another's, holding an umbrella, you don't feel how cold it is when it's raining

[josh @epixplaysftw]

don't look up John Cena's guilty pleasure

[𝕏 @HourlyBigJiM]

THAT TIME WHEN A KID ASKED JOHN CENA WHAT HIS FAVORITE FOOD WAS💀

Bro was WILD for this😭🤣

[Paradox Interactive @PdxInteractive]

🎄Giveaway time!🎁

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You’ll even get to customize your bundle - mix and match your favorite designs from the collection.

To enter: Like and retweet this post!
Giveaway ends on November 10th.

Rule your empire. Build your city. Survive Mars - in true Paradox style.🧣

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And what about it??

[josh @epixplaysftw]

@illinoisdoas cars and doges

[josh @epixplaysftw]

@dieworkwear heya, I recently bought some black jeans, do you have any suggestions on how I can style it apart from a white tee? lost on ideas rn

[josh @epixplaysftw]

@LadySaffronVT do you think they call the job to move all that manural labour

[josh @epixplaysftw]

@selmacashmoney you've gotta hold off on those whiteclaws, they're too intense for ya

[Europa Universalis @E_Universalis]

The alliance has been revealed, now it seeks new champions.

John Universalis and the loyal Mare Nostrum V will soon arrive and they demand worthy rulers to join their court.

To celebrate their arrival, two lucky sovereigns shall be chosen to receive this prestigious plushie duo - before they officially launch.

How to Enter the Makeship Giveaway:

Follow @Makeship and @E_Universalis
Retweet this post!

The giveaway ends on October 21st!

[Mr. Dave @DaveNumber7]

stopped doing them in 2021 mate it's all about the game awards now

[josh @epixplaysftw]

I love hauling my full laundry basket down three floors just to find out that all the washers are in use so I have to haul it back up three floors

this is so fun, I wanna keep doing it over and over again!!!!!!!