Elden

Self-taught brain surgeon

[Elden @epn70005]

Every week is Falcons hate week idc

[Trace @yfntrace]

YOU SAVED MY LIFE

[Elden @epn70005]

Idk about you guys, but I feel like this is a little too big for a phone

[Madni Aghadi @hey_madni]

The iPhone 16 is coming soon.

It will be Apple's biggest release with iOS 18.

10 features you can't miss:

[Elden @epn70005]

@Crunchyroll count your days pal, my girlfriend and I don’t like you and we miss Funimation

[Elden @epn70005]

@thatgirltarget And you’re the best to ever do it

[Elden @epn70005]

Play grand theft auto while your bros touch me or whatever Taylor Swift said

[Elden @epn70005]

“Murderer? I hardly know her!” I say as my final words of defense as the lawyer points at me

[Elden @epn70005]

You don’t like Biden because of his political policy I don’t like him because Obama and Trump were way funnier we are not the same

[Elden @epn70005]

This ad is hilarious because they knew they’d get backlash so they turned off comments and people sprinted to the quote tweets to toast them anyway

[Android @Android]

It’s time to fix texting. Help Apple #GetTheMessage

[Elden @epn70005]

Surrounded by people but I still feel alone

[Elden @epn70005]

RIP Lizzy, I’ll never forget what we had in Amsterdam. She might have been Britain’s queen, but that night she was my queen😩

[Elden @epn70005]

I always cringe at stuff I used to post on social media until I remember every one posted weird shit when we were young

[Elden @epn70005]

She got me size small underwear for my birthday:(

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

it's a human rights issue that it's illegal to walk around with a beer in most of the US

[Elden @epn70005]

Walt did nothing wrong fr

[ؘ @markieful]

walter white seeing people hate his wife for being a normal person while hes the worst person ever

[Elden @epn70005]

Crackin jokes during sex call me a cumedian

[Elden @epn70005]

I love leaving late to get somewhere and getting mad at civilians going the speed limit for making me late

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Elden @epn70005]

If her snap score is over 1 she’s a hoe

[Elden @epn70005]

When I send you “🤬” it means her sister was a witch. Right? And what was her sister? A princess. The wicked witch of the east bro. You’re gonna look at me and tell me that I’m wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble Doug. Grow up