Educational Porpoises

Cameron winter glazer, Elon musk hater, and the best opinion haver on the internet

[Educational Porpoises @EPorpoises]

Witnessing Drake’s cultural demise makes me absolutely elated

[willforthrill @willforthrill]

Drake's made an entire career of pandering to professional athletes to think he's cool and Kendrick Lamar has the NBA All-Star team on stage calling him a pedophile it's never been more over

[Educational Porpoises @EPorpoises]

The Odyssey is the most conservative blockbuster movie of the decade, but conservatives won’t even care about that because there’s a black person in it

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[Educational Porpoises @EPorpoises]

It was 5-4 decision that the constitution means what it says lmao

[… @iHateMyBtch]

nggas had 13 years to stack $80

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

ITS CALLED SOCCER NIGGA🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA USA USA

[Mike Tee @ItsMikeTee]

Olivia Rodrigo is simply the chosen one.

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

holy 2001 mog

[Educational Porpoises @EPorpoises]

@malictrl @PopCrave Most good albums have full and long songs. They aren’t even that long either

[Educational Porpoises @EPorpoises]

#NewProfilePic

[autist @litteralyme0]

THE GOOD INDIE MOVIE IS MOGGING THE DISNEY CASH GRAB SLOP MOVIE

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Rome was built in a nanosecond

[Zito @_Zeets]

Philip Seymour Hoffman was in every movie acting like there was an eviction notice under his door

[Educational Porpoises @EPorpoises]

@geesebandupdate Gods silence fr

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Episode 8 of Twin Peaks: The Return (2017) still feels like David Lynch hijacking television for an hour and turning it into pure experimental nightmare fuel. The atomic bomb sequence alone is one of the most overwhelming things ever aired on TV.

[Mixtree @M1xtree]

@gahhnie kids are smoking the hantavirus

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Kendrick Lamar is absolutely a better songwriter than Billy Joel lol

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The inclusion of “The Simpsons” elevates this tweet into Hall of Fame territory

[Educational Porpoises @EPorpoises]

74 year old man posting engagement bait on Twitter

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

LeBron played exceptionally well tonight. Longevity GOAT. Hanging on to 9th on my all-time ranking.