ijoo 🍏

forever is the sweetest con

[Dr. Yousef 🇵🇸 @yousef_ki1]

Let’s break the algorithm — Reply with a dot.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

He grew up 🥹

[mima_ @meyasotis]

wehhhh we also have “muka awam” which indicates faces that can be seen everywhere, and “IQ suhu bilik” indicating their IQ is low LOW

[Fi @fiihazmii]

"Merdeka countdown "

Other people : Myself :

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

"Does your cat scratch?"
Nah, he flirts...

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

In work emails, I often speak in plural and people assume that I mean me and the organisation. Wrong. I mean me and my symbiote. We will get on it. We will keep you updated. We are Venom.

[“Josefina, right?” 🇺🇾 #SwiftDay @BeFearlessBeYou]

Me at work rn

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announce they are engaged:

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨”

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Congrats bang and wife. Semoga terus murah rezeki!

Karcher HARD FLOOR CLEANER FC 7 CORDLESS https://t.co/nq4wwDGbya https://t.co/O8Hs8ctNVP

[Lunaris Urufi 人狼 ルナリス 🐾【VOGI】 @LunarisUrufi]

Still can't get over how Malaysian say 'Cuba try test' everytime I hear it 😭

[Jay 🏂 @liljay8k]

Nobody:

Me risking it all to look at a cow:

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Minga @KillaMinga]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything u just said