Sam Eppert

University of Kentucky ‘25

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Cincinnati you were soaked in sweat and you still sang every word

Love you all so much I can’t believe I get to do this every night

[Dugs @yuggs513]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”

“No Dave”

[🎟️#GoataFC @PlutoCooked]

Caleb Downs could’ve actually been a Bengal

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

If Sal has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Sal has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Sal has only one fan then that is me. If Sal has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Sal, then I am against the world.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

The name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back.

Bring back this patriotism.

[SleeperReds @SleeperReds]

CF - TJ Friedl
RF - Noelvi Marte
SS - Elly De La Cruz
DH - Eugenio Suarez
1B - Sal Stewart
LF - Spencer Steer
C - Tyler Stephenson
2B - Matt McLain
3B - Ke’Bryan Hayes

With top 10 pitching….

What is your record prediction?🤔

[Sam Eppert @EppertSam]

@Bengals 48:40 “We want to make the city proud” -Duke

Draft Caleb Downs, Fire Zach Taylor and leave the organization. That, would make the city proud!

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

YOUR CINCINNATI REDS ARE GOING TO THE
POSTSEASON

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

On This Day in 2010: Jay Bruce hits a walk-off home run to clinch the NL Central. #Reds

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Watch this
Then watch it again
Then keep watching it

#ATOBTTR

[Bryce Spalding @bryce_spalding]

1.5 back with 16 to play.

One time Redlegs. One time.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

All of us today…

[Grant Dunfee @DunfosaurusRex]

Elly De La Cruz when the lights are bright

[Grant Dunfee @DunfosaurusRex]

The Reds when they are on the verge of getting swept

[Bryce Spalding @bryce_spalding]

The Mets won’t stop losing.

2.5 back.

Go Reds. I will never quit this organization, no matter how pissed off I might be.

We go again tomorrow.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

"Nice." - @JoeyB

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 🤣

[Chatterbox Sports @CBoxSports]

CES pressed the wrong button but still scores as all hell breaks loose!

#Reds